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So I go to test theory and look up "How to get a married celebrity to fall in love with you" (I hope that doesn't make me a bad person) and there's literally a fucking article on "How to date a celebrity" one of which of the steps was "Go to places your celebrity is at" and "Live near your celebrity" to which I said "Because stalking is totally attractive" and these steps were followed by soon after "Don't stalk your celebrity" bitch the fuck do you want me to do???
