How Love Destroys

The Union of Tom and Dash

Rainbow Dash was frolicking in the crisp green fields outside her stable. She danced in the smooth sunlight. Her rainbow tail flicked quickly.

She turned around, and spotted-

A man. A human.

Dash stared at the handsome human man in front of her. She gasped a little, but to him it sounded like a neigh. The human man had dark hair and beautiful chocolate eyes that seemed to stare into her soul.

"I'm Lady Rainbow Dash," she said, flicking her tail a bit seductively.

"I'm Sir Holland. Tom Holland." He ran his slender fingers through his precious locks of brown hair and flashed her his award winning smile. "Many a woman have fallen for me, but none was ever as beautiful as you, My Lady."

"Oh," said Dash, her heart fluttering. "Let's get married."

"Yes," he said. He took her by the ear, and they walked to the nearest church. There, a priest, Brady, married them. As soon as Tom kissed Dash, she turned into a human. "Hooray!" He said. "Now, I can live with you! And we can bless this world with our offspring!"

"Yippee!" Said Dash, and together they dashed into the sunset.