Okay, so a pasture just told me, "Your past was an act of God and he took this action to change you for the better."
And this was my response (I know people don't like using curse words and often find it offensive, but it very dumb to hold certain words over others), "That wasn't an act of God. It was an act of pure human fuckery."
And this is a slightly changed Stephen King quote I remembered. I didn't even realize it until today, though. It just came to my mind. Needless to say, the pasture doesn't like me too much now.