Swiggity Swooty

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"This is a nice stick
I like sticks (peck peck)" Michael said

"Lemme Smash, please" Said Rich

"No Rich, go find Becky" said Michal

"You want some fuk?" asked Rich

"No Rich, I don't want some fuk." said Michael

"I got you blue.
Hey gurl, you want some tail? (flick)" asked Rich

"Ugh...
Rich, your tail is small." said Michael

"Wot? Swiggity Swooty?
You want yellow?
She doesn't want yellow.
Blue and yellow? No..." Said Rich

"Ron I'm leaving." said Michael

"Wot? No wait lemme smash!
What has my life come to?
Becky thought my tail was big
Becky used to Lemme Smash
but Becky is smashing Jake. Jake is a hoe. (heck)" said Rich







"Fuck this nest, fuck Jake!
I need you Becky
Becky lemme smash!
Ima get that bitch a stick
bitches love sticks
wrong stick
stick (x13)
Need stick got stick
Becky I got stick!
Lemme Smash!" Rich yelled, flying away into the distance.




this was my best idea lmao XD take this shit post-

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