me, lars, sadie, and connie are in my house chilling. connie is showing me the trailer for dogcopter 3.
narrator: Some people say... [Scenes of a city on fire flash across the Phone screen] you can't teach... [People fighting in helicopters against evil robots] an old dog... [A robotic dog looks up] new tricks... [The helicopters are blown up] unless you're... [A girl looks at the robot dog and the dog looks back and sprouts propellers] Dogcopter 3, in 3D! (The dog flies towards the robot and shoots a missile from its butt that destroys the robot and Connie's phone is now shown.) This February, the fur hits the fan.
y/n: *irises turn into fireworks shapes* Whooaaa. I can see why this is your favorite film franchise.
connie: *adjusts glasses* That's right! In a world where humanity is pushed to the brink, it turns out that the one who is most human, is a dog! - copter.
y/n: And did you see where that missile came out of?
connie: *blushes and chuckles* Yeah. I just hope it stays faithful to the book.
lars: what are you girls now talking about?
y/n: we are going to a movie!
lars: you mean...*grins* like a date?
connie: *blushes and screams* WHAT?!
y/n: no, we are just seeing a movie!
lars: yes, like a date.
y/n: lars, if you start this 'y/n is dating connie' thing I'm going to beat the hell out of you with my chancla.
lars: okay, okay, okay! I'll stop!
sadie: what kinda movie?
y/n: a movie about a wacky, flying dog! tell 'em Connie!
connie: It is about a dog, who is part-helicopter, that defeats robots to save the world.
sadie: cool!
y/n: And check this out! *walks over to counter* *points to the snacks* We got our own snacks.
connie: *explaining to sadie, y/n and lars* My parents say I'm not allowed to buy snacks at the theater, So, we're not buying anything at the theater.
sadie: you do understand that you are 16, right?
connie: yes, I know. but my parents don't want to let me get sick by the food from the cinema.
lars: the're is nothing to be sick from popcorn or chips!
connie: Speaking of which, how are we getting to the theater? It's... kinda far. ( y/n stuffs all of the snacks into her Cheeseburger Backpack.)
y/n: Don't worry, I've got it covered. Today, we're gonna travel in style!
timeksip to outside of y/n house.
y/n: Introducing the finest in luxury transportation... lion!
lion: *yawns and lies down*
y/n: Aw, you little goofball. *walks over to Lion and presses his face into his mane*
connie: *slightly frightened* You have a pet lion?!
y/n: *lifts his face out of Lion's mane* Lion is sorta like a pet. He does his own thing most of the time, though.
we look at lion to see he is eating a snake.
y/n: See? Who KNOWS where he got that?
connie: Wow, y/n. Everything in your life is so awesome and cool. *picks up a stick* The most exciting thing in my life is tennis practice. (She gets into a stance and swings the stick from her left to her right.) Forehand! *swings the stick from her right and back to her left* Backhand! (She brings the stick to the center of her body, bringing it up and then slamming it down.) Overhead death strike!
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The ice and fire diamond ( bnha x female reader x steven universe )
Humory/n todoroki aka shoto's twin sister. y/n had a bad past with her father beating her up, she can't see her older siblings and her mother crying over her and her brother. one day her mother put boiling hot water on her and her brother. wen her father...
