guys there are no crystal gems. because homeworld don't know about earth.
y/n pov
I open my eyes and look around, I'm in my bed with lion on top of me.
y/n: lion get off me...
lion: *yawns and stays still*
y/n: really lion *sigh* I have to go to work.
lion listens and walks to the kitchen.
your house is just like from steven universe but with out the warppad or the rooms from the gems.
I stand up and put my outfit for the big donut ( you work there ). I walk to lion and teleport my way into the big donut.
y/n: hey everbody!!
???: AAAH!
y/n: sorry sadie!
sadie: How many times do I have to tell you! don't teleport your way into the big donut!
y/n: yeesh, I said sorry
???: she teleport her way into here again didn't she?
sadie: yes lars, she did.
lars: really again?
y/n: yes
sadie and lars are my best friends and co-workers. lion is now laying on the floor while I'm chilling by the counter.
y/n: hey lars!
lars: what?
y/n: were are the cookie cats?
lars: we are not selling that crap anymore.
y/n: WHAT!!! This can't be happening!! This has to be a dream!! Lars! Lars! *grabs Lars around waist* Please tell me I'm dreaming!
lars: *shakes y/n off* Get off me man, I'm stocking here!
sadie: I'm sorry, y/n. I guess they stopped making them.
y/n: Stopped making them?! Why in the world would they stop making cookie cats?! They're only the most scrumptious and delicious ice-cream sandwich ever made! Don't they have laws for this?!
lars: *kneels in front of cabinet and sighs* Tough bits, man. Nobody buys them anymore. *stocks shelves* I guess they couldn't compete with lion lickers.
y/n: *groans* *walks over to the Lion Licker's display case* Not Lion Lickers! Nobody likes them! They don't even look like lions! Kids these days - I'll tell ya what!
lars: *chuckles* Well, if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your *mockingly* "magic belly button"? *walks away* *laughs*
y/n: That's not how it works, Lars! ...Right? *holds stomach and sighs* *stomach jiggles* Oh, sweet Cookie Cats, *draws a cookie cat on the freezer with his finger* with your crunchy cookie outside and your icy creamy insides... you were too good for this world. *kisses freezer*
sadie: Ugh... y/n?
I look at sadie.
sadie: why don't we figure how your thing on your belly works?
y/n: my man-
sadie: I'm not a man.
y/n: yes you are.
sadie: what ever.
y/n: thats the best idea ever!
lars: what are you guys shouting about?!
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The ice and fire diamond ( bnha x female reader x steven universe )
Humory/n todoroki aka shoto's twin sister. y/n had a bad past with her father beating her up, she can't see her older siblings and her mother crying over her and her brother. one day her mother put boiling hot water on her and her brother. wen her father...
