The (Non)Quirkless Assassin

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"What the hell happened?!" Katsuki yelled. It wasn't a surprise but it ticked him off, "well, on the way here I saw a dog. It wasn't friendly and it pushed me into some mud," izuku said. He'd just walked into the classroom with a tattered and muddy uniform on, and his hair was messy and dirty. "Come here!" Katsuki dragged him out of the classroom and into the bathroom. Kaminari and Kirishima started to pray for izuku, and Iida was just yelled about how running in the halls was unacceptable.

A few minutes later they walked back in, Katsuki seemed to have fixed Izuku's wardrobe problem. His tattered and torn uniform was replaced with a seemingly new and clean one, the mud on his shoes were gone, and his hair looked as tame as it could be. "Why'd you have an extra uniform that's my size?" He questioned the blonde, "because I knew you'd pull this shit, so I got an extra when you joined the class!" Katsuki yelled back his response as he threw a plastic bag, that probably had his dirty clothes in it, at him. For a kid who could pull off something like killing the thing that was supposedly strong enough to kill all might, he sure was clumsy. "Kacchan, I didn't get to eat breakfast this morning. Do you have anything I could ea-" before he could finish his sentence Katsuki answered," yea! I knew you wouldn't eat this morning, here." He hands him a bento box, leads him to his seat, and placed a plate of rice balls down.

"And here." He said as he placed a bottle of water on the table. Everyone watching sweatdropped. What was he? Izuku's mom? "Yer sa nece to ma Kacchon!(You're so nice to me Kacchan!)" Izuku's thanked him while eating a rice ball. "Don't talk while eating, Deku."

The class started a few minutes after he finished his meal class started. "Ok class, today we have a free period. Do what you want." The class cheered at the thought of being free for a while. It was the perfect opportunity to question the new transfer student— or whatever — about his sudden appearance. "I'm the badass main character of this story, of course, you're rules don't apply to me." Was the answer he gave to all their question. "That's not an answer Deku-Kun," a girl named uraraka said. "Well, that's my answer." Izuku said, yawning at the end, "Kacchan, I'm sleepy." Katsuki moved the empty bento box and plate and put a pillow on his desk. "You're a total mess, what would you do without me?" He muttered as he wrapped a blanket around Izuku, "I don't know." Kirishima suddenly grew the balls to ask" why do you do all this stuff for him?" Which would probably get him killed. "Because I'm waiting for my reward," he answered while staring down at the small teen slowly dozing off. "What reward?" Kirishima asked. Katsuki took out his phone and started taking pictures of the sleeping boy, "this reward." The class sweatdropped at the sight of the usually aggressive blonde take photos of the adorable new student from all angles.

"Today's one of the weirdest days of my life," Kaminari stated, which was true for everyone.

Todoroki walked into the class, late. Iida was about to get on to him but was interrupted by his excuse. "I was sick, I've been with recovery girl since yesterday." Iida stood shocked for a few seconds, then whether or not he was at the USJ. "No, why?" Kirishima walked up to him and placed his hand on his shoulder. "You missed something major, dude." Was all he said before walking off. "Aizawa said you weren't going to do anything today or yesterday. What did I miss?" Now bakugou answered, "the appearance of an apparent 'badass main character.'" He said sarcastically, and everyone almost laughed at Izuku sleepily mumbling "got that right, Kacchan." "What do you mean?" Ashido snickered and said, "oh nothing really, just bakugou's boyfriend." "Got that right, weird pink alien girl," Izuku muttered again.

"I will murder you!" Katsuki screamed at them as they snickered. Todoroki was so confused. "I don't think I'm getting it, who's bakugou's boyfriend?" Todo asked. "He's not my boyfriend, half n' half bastard!" Katsuki yelled and received a "...Sorry." from Todoroki. "That's what you think," Izuku muttered in his sleep, for the third time, "Kacchan loves me." Bakugou's squad snickered more, and it ticked him off. "You shit nerd! The hell you think you're doin-" bakugou's shouted but was cut off by Izuku rubbing his cheek against the hand of Katsuki, the one he threw down on the desk in anger, and gently whispering an "I love you, too." It shocked Katsuki and made his friends burst out laughing, had no effect on Todo, though the thought of bakugou's finding love popped into his mind. "Um, hello. Still, don't know what happened." Todoroki said, catching their attention. "Basically we got a cool new student," Kirishima answered. "You stay away from him ya' pervy half and half!" Katsuki shouted while the point at Todo. ' pervy?'