The (Non)Quirkless Assassin

4

Izuku and katsuki stood outside the building, waiting for all might to start them. They already had there planned, Katsuki would get the bomb while Deku would fight. "Not until I tell you," Deku whispered to Katsuki, who nodded in response.

"Start!" All might yelled through the mic. Izuku rushed into the building while Katsuki stood there.' What is he doing?' The class thought, including all might. "Young bakugou, it's time to start." All might said but was ignored.

Inside the building, Izuku ran into tokoyami. To bad for Toko, because Izuku could control any shadow. He had no time to waste, so he tied tokoyami up with dark shadow and left. ' The final boss,' he thought, as he came closer to the bomb. There Todoroki stood in front of it, calm and collected. "I see you didn't bring bakugou, bad choice." Was all he said before freezing the whole room, trying to freeze Izuku. "Now now, don't be so hasty," Izuku said while skating on the now icy floor. "Shadows are amazing, they can be chairs or ladders or skates!" Izuku said, getting more excited by the second. He skated circles around Todo, trying— and succeeding —to annoy him. "Ok, that's enough," Izuku said, slightly surprising Todoroki. "Hero team wins!" All might yelled, really loud. Todo started to look around, then he spotted Katsuki with his hand on the bomb. "Let's go Deku," he said while walking past a shocked Todoroki and smirking Izuku. "Good game!" Izuku called as he ran off with Katsuki.

*time skip, pack up time*

"Hey Deku," Katsuki called out to Izuku. "Yea," he replied. "I'm coming home with you today!" Katsuki said, slightly blushing. "Ok?" Midoriya said, a little confused.

Katsuki waited until Izuku was done, which didn't take long. They headed out of the school and were on their merry way to Izuku's house. It was quite peaceful, with the two boys in a deep conversation as to how Izuku can get to school without looking like a mess until some barking was heard. "Kacchan!" Izuku yelled while climbing on Katsuki. "Hey, get off me!" Katsuki yelled at Deku, but it did not affect. In truth, Katsuki wanted the small boy off him so he wouldn't see his blush.

"Kacchan!" Izuku yelled as a dog approached them. It was brown and had long legs, most likely a mut. Deku clung onto Katsuki's back, try to get away from the dog. It kept jumping up, trying to reach Deku. That lasted for a few seconds before it pissed off katsuki.

"Fucking die!" He yelled while creating small explosions in his hand, successful scaring the dog away. "Get off." He said coldly to Midoriya once the dog was out of sight. "No thanks, Kacchan. It's comfy up here." Deku said. That slightly pissed off bakugou.

Then Izuku's phone rung. "Hey! Izu-chan!" His father's voice shouted in his ear. "Okay, first of all, don't call me that. Second, what?"

"Oh come on, Izu-chan, I'm your father. Show me some love." Hasashi wined into the phone. "How about I come up there and kick your ass, that enough 'love' for you?" Izuku replied.

"So mean! Anyway, you have a job."

And with that, Izuku used his shadow to teleport to HQ.

...

"So you want me to kill some random merchant?" Izuku questioned, looking at the files.

"Well yes, but this merchant sells drugs to minors, not to mention steroids," Hasashi replied.

"Well then don't say merchant, he's a drug dealer," Izuku complained. "But even so, why me? Wouldn't the police be the first ones to handle stuff like this?"

"Glad you asked! This man is said to possess a special weapon that is able to temporarily erase quirks- hey! Izuku!" Hisashi yelled.

"I'm off," Izuku said walking out and onto the streets, completely ignoring his dad. He walked to the address on the paper.

Once there he knocked.

It was stupid, but it worked.

And the drug dealer freaking open the door and peeked out. "A new customer?"

"No, actually I'm here to kill you." Izuku casually said. He grabbed the man by the neck and slammed him on the ground, forcing an unnatural bend in his spine, piercing his heart and killing him instantly. Izuku took out a pocket knife and sliced the head off the man - which probably shouldn't have been possible- and taking it as a trophy.

...

He headed back to H.Q. and reported it to his dad. "Oh, here-" He started to say but was cut off by his dad screaming: "My sweet Izuku got me something?! How sweet!" He set the head on the table and left, hearing his dad's scream the whole way out.

...

"I'm home!" Izuku yelled as he came through the door of his apartment. "Mom?" He looked around trying to spot his mother but found blood leading into the kitchen. "Mom, I swear to god if there's a dead body in there, I'm calling the police!"

"Oh come on, Izuku. Can't your mom have a little fun too? I've been deprived of killing since you became old enough to go on jobs all by yourself, and I need relief!" His mother said, pouting. "Plus, he broke into our house."

"Oh boohoo, please clean up your mess before making dinner- actually, no. Please clean up your mess before I start making dinner, you have an hour or no food for mommy."

"Izuku~! How can you be so mean to me!" Inko whined. Izuku turned and glared at her. "I mean, yes sir!"

Izuku headed up the stairs to his room and immediately called katsuki.

On the phone

Deku: sorry I left you there kacchan. But I'll make it up tomorrow!

Off the phone

And he hung up.

A second later and he received a text saying: IF THAT WAS ALL, THEN TEXT ME, YOU DUMB NERD!

I: but I don't want my dear sweet kacchan to get deprived of my voice!

K: FUCK OFF!

I: I love you, too!😉❤

He took a shower and went back downstairs.

All the blood was gone and there was nobody in sight. Perfect.

He started cooking dinner, and halfway through, his mom came back from wherever she was, covered in blood.

PHONE: 911, what's your emergency.

I: hi, yes, I think I just witnessed a murder-

"Wait izuku! It's not what it looks like-"