The (Non)Quirkless Assassin

short chapter

Things are getting a little wild in Izuku's house.

"You son of a bitch!" Izuku screamed.

"but Izu-chan~"

"You motherfreaking whore!"

"Please calm down-"

"you ate my fucking garlic bread!"

Another typical day.

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Izuku locked himself in his room, pissed. How dare someone commit such treason. The Gods shall decide the punishment and they better do it fast or there's going to be some permanent damage.

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Back at school. Freash day, a new day. A nice day for skipping class to go blow up a newly formed terrorist base.

"seriously, you adults can' t do anything by yourselves." Izuku sighed. Right now he's sitting on some fallen cement, watch the poor leader struggle to try to get up. the dude wasn't gonna make it either way. If he managed to get up Izuku would kill him. If not, he'd die crushed under the debris. Not the best way to go, but hey.................I got nothing.

Anyway, the dude finally stopped moving so Izuku went back to the office.

"My dear sweet Zuzu-chan, you're back from another mission already?! you must have been eager to see m-" Hisashi was met with a sudden fist to the face.

"Not in the mood for it, dipshit. Bye."

And he went back to class.

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"A test?"

"yea, you fucking moron. It's today." Ah kacchan, the angriest of them all.

Apparently, skipping a lot of school will make you miss important things. who knew? So while Izuku was gone, Mr. Aizawa announced there'd be a written test and also they get to fight a hero, this was discussed over the course of three days. THREE DAYS!

"HOW'D I MANAGE TO MISS THAT!"

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

Goes without saying who said what.

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"Kacchan..." Izuku said in a concerningly serious tone. "I've decided to fuck life."

"Oh my fucking God, leave me alone, nerd."

"Might fuck around and die. IDK..."

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”Midoriya, are you not gonna study?" Asked Kirishima, scrunching up his face as he watches Izuku persistently flirt with Katsuki, who was trying to focus on whatever he was doing.

"Nah~! Kacchan always ignores me when he's studying, so I gotta keep my schedule open for when he snaps out of it."

"Okay."

You know, at this point I think the whole class is used to Izuku's...Izuku-ness.

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"Nerd."

"That's fucking it!"

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"Okay, time to buckle down in get serious. First up...ugh...Izuku and Shouto vs All Might. Don't do anything crazy you two." Aizawa read, his tone so uninterested but we all know he internally stressin' over his children fighting such a brute.

Deku stood on his tippytoes and peeked over the crowd until he spotted the familiar red and white hair. He left Kacchan's side with a quick kiss on the cheek(almost died pulling that stunt).

When he reached Todo, he gave the boy a thumbs-up and smiled at the boy's unimpressed stare. He turned back to the fake city in front of them and stuffed a laugh as he saw All Might being a fucking loser LMFAO. The man was awkwardly standing in the other side of the field, smiling like always but he just looked so awkward. Eventually, Nezu came and tapped him on the shoulder and told him to go hide or something.

All Might blushed as he heard Izuku broke out laughing.

"Freaking loser!"