The (Non)Quirkless Assassin

late Halloween

Izuku bust into the room wearing a blonde wig. He had on a pink jean jacket, a pink crop top, blue jeans, and pink leather boots.

"Guys!" He said, "it's Halloween!"

The class stayed silent.

"No, it's not. Halloween was like, two days ago." Kirishima said.

Izuku stomped up to him, slammed his hand on his desk and said, "IT'S HALLOWEEN!"

Kirishima put his hands up in defense.

"Then what are you, Deku-Kun?" Ochako asked.

"Good question!" He said, "I'm a Barbie girl."

"In a barbie world..." Kaminari whisper under his breath.

Then bakugo came in the room in an inflatable T-rex suit.

"RAWR, MOTHERFUCKERS!"