"Only a fucking dumbass will jump in that zombie's group to save a Gucci's bag-DAFUQ PIERRE LOUIS!! "- JK
"NoT My GuCCi bag uGlY BiTeRs FiTe TaeGucci!!! "-TH
{Zombie crackfic Au}
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Well... The title say it all. (☆∀☆)
Bts feat...
"Ok Jungkook I think we should jump out from the window",Namjoon said calmly well only his expression was calm . Jungkook who was busy looking in a cupboard ,look at him wide eyes.
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"WhAT!? Namjoon Hyung my bro suicide is not the way nor the answer ok . Here take some bra,panty or porn magasin or- ah the little bitch was a naughty- naughty~ she got boxers too -so yeah let me continue - to relax your stressful life ....ahuh you know what I mean right..",he pulled out some bra , panty and boxers wiggling his eyebrows.
"What the fuck!? I said we should jump out of the window BeCaUsE-",the door wide open and green hungry monters came in view.- wait is that me in my green dress? Shit!- I mean um yeah let's get back to the story.
"BECAUSE OF THOSE THING!!!", Namjoon yell .
"Oh ", Jungkook said in realisation.
"C'mon lets go!!", Namjoon pulled him going towards the window.
"Fuck! Fuck! I never knew my life will end like this jumping out of a window with panty on my head-",
"Why do you have a panty on your head!?", Namjoon look at him in disgust.
"Thought i could use it as a hat", he said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What- why did you even bother to think ? -let it be and jump", Namjoon say jumping out.
"Oof hope I don't die, but still in case it happens!! I love you overwatch ,I love you my warm socks which helped me alot ,I love you laptop,my love i you ramen cup, I love you my collection of white shirts and ripped jeans which made many uncultured people about fashion think I was a beggar, don't worry I did slap those BiTcHeS ,oh !! I love you my timberlands and of course you too Mr banana milk -"
"Boi is DuMb!!!Bro hurry up!!!", Namjoon said panicking while the zombies were approching Jungkook.
"Oh ok one ,two,three",he close his eyes and jump out then he open his eyes .
"Oh is that hell? always Wanted to asked The Devil if dead people come nake oh with clothes infront him in hell?",he asked , Namjoon came in view with wide eyes and CRINGY face.
"Never thought I would land in hell, we got some sexy guy here", Jungkook shrugged.
"Shut up boi!! You jump just from one meter height!! Who can die from that!?",Namjoon said closing the window and back away quickly went some zombies hit themselves on the window.
"An ant?",
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