"Only a fucking dumbass will jump in that zombie's group to save a Gucci's bag-DAFUQ PIERRE LOUIS!! "- JK
"NoT My GuCCi bag uGlY BiTeRs FiTe TaeGucci!!! "-TH
{Zombie crackfic Au}
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Well... The title say it all. (☆∀☆)
Bts feat...
"Urghh ,my head Jesus!", The dark hair groaned and wake up , squinting his eyes, looking around. He groaned again and find himself in a room ,he remember he came last night with a girl ,leaving the party downstairs.
He put on his pant which he found on the floor. He ruffled his hair and rubbed his face after. Yawning he walk out of the room.
"Where the fuck is everyone?",He furrowed his eyesbrows. Then he walked passed a room and saw a man back facing him, his clothes were quite red.
"New fashion maybe",the dumbass shrugged.
"Um excuse me dude, can you tell me where is -AHHHH!MARIE JOSEPH SAINT PIERRE I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE FRENCH NAMES!!!!JKPKLYGEKAZLIKL",He hold his heart , eyes wide when the 'dude' turn around and launch at him ,half face was missing, his eyes white. But to the black hair guy luck ,the ugly dude trip down a chair.
"I-i will ask someone else...and get a facial done dude!",The dark hair guy shut the door close ,while the other was growling.
"What the actual fuck? Is it Halloween already?!",He scoff and walk down. He walked to the kitchen away from the messy living room ,he partied last night. In the kitchen he noticed a girl and immediately remember her dress, that's was the girl he passed his night with.
"Oh hey um..... Marie ?Maria?mary? Bloody marry ?oh!! bloody marry ,bloody marry ,bloody marry ! I have your -ah nope bitch can't risk it what if that bitch show up? ",The girl growl and turn around limping towards the dark hair guy, with her hair hiding her face.
"Ahh bitch I didn't complete it go back in the sink marry!! ",He yell but the girl limp towards him faster
"That's what happens when you ride Jungcock this hard Marry", the dark hair guy said smirking and praise himself......Jesus what a dumbass!
"Yahhh stop!! I'm done with you!! I sleep only once with someone!,",he yell trying to push away the girl whose face look pale green ,white eyes and trying to bite him with her now ugly red teeth.
"Thanks Jesus! I didn't kiss her....eww -wooo stop already",She growl and try biting his hand . But soon she was down with a chair broken on her head.
"Oh my God ! I hit a girl!!! I hope she isn't an expensive girl or she might sue me!!", The due grey hair guy said all shock.
"Hey!!!! you were the one singing something like ' take it off now girl~ just take it off ,I'm a mast-", the dark hair guy trying to dance at it.
"Yes!! But we need to get the fuck out of here!! Something happen and everyone who look like her is trying to eat us! who look more like human!!",Grey hair guy said and saw the girl growling getting up again.
"Oh my sugarcane!! Cannibalism- oh shit she is awake!", Dark hair guy look at grey hair for a second .
"Run!",and thats how They run out not before grey hair guy grabbed the broken chair's leg and dark hair guy got a lamp from the room.
(Play song on loop! 😎😎)
When they walk out they saw no one in view and stop on track, but then suddenly at the side of the road a group of people walking slowly towards the house looking like the girl earlier, bloody and pale green skin.
"What the actual hell you got into Jeon Jungkook!",dark hair guy said looking wide eyes.
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