Httyd oneshots

Chapter 44

Everyone was on wing maiden island "guys we need a girl!" Said ruff "why" said fishlegs "it will make sense if there's four and make it better"  said Astrid everyone looked at hiccup petting toothless "what guys" said hiccup "sorry about this hiccup" heather "sorry about wha- GAH" he shouted as he was clubbed over the head by the twins

"I think you might've just killed hiccup!" Said fishlegs worriedly Astrid checked his pulse "nah he's fine" said Astrid "great now we just have to make him look like a girl won't be too hard right" Said heather "no problem let's strip him" Said ruffnut everyone choked

"what! No leave his boxers I meant his trousers and shirt" said ruffnut everyone stopped choking and Astrid pulled off hiccups t shirt to see very skinny boy with muscles then snotloud pulled his trousers down to see dainty no hair legs "Thor he's got no leg hair" said tuff they took his boot off and then ruff looked at him "a dress" said ruff "a dress agreed them they put him in a red dress with red flats he had make up on so he looked like a girl surprisingly when they straitened hiccups hair hi hair was long enough hiccup woke up

"Ugh" He said he looked down to see he's wearing a dress "what the fuck" said him the gang just laughed at seeing it a boy hiccup haddock was now a girl he crossed his arms "I hate you guys" he said an defat something on his neck he touched it to feel hair his hair went down pretty far not half way down his spinal cord though about a inch below his spinal card starts

"Guys!" He Said And and felt pretty mad I mean this dress why! He moved and his dress strained when his legs went too far not just any dress but a tight fitting dress they had used oranges for boobs "guys wtf is wrong with you" said him "we have to have four girls and your the onky boy who's dainty and skinny enough" said heather "what about tuffnut!" Said hiccup "nah your much funner to annoy" Said them making hiccup groan

They flew in on wind shear "my my what a lovely razor whip" said Atali "thanks" replied them all hiccup barely managing to make his voice high pitched "you would be a lovely wing maiden" said atali to hiccup the girls had to stifle their giggled while hiccup had to stop a groan

Hiccup went to snotloud "why hello beautiful" Said snotloud "really snotloud it's me hiccup your cousin and by the way how can you flirt at a time like this!" Said hiccup "hiccup" said snotloud In shock then bursted our laughing

When it was all over hiccup revealed he was a boy and atali was shocked no boy resembled even close to a girl and he got teased for it all the way home