Man vs Chicken: Origins

Back in the year 1776,a down on his luck scientist named Arnold Grasin  tries to make inventions that can change the world unfortunately they do not work out the way he planned but no matter how bad they are, he still forces people to buy his inventions!Buy them!You know you want to! Buy them or else you shall face my wrath you squares.
He chased people and screamed at them and generally freaked people out.
Eventually he got arrested by the Consumer protection council for harassing customers and other crimes. He was sentenced for 15 years imprisonment.
After he was let out he went back to his laboratory and stayed there for some days  thinking of a new revolutionary product .He later came up with one that was so new,so original and so power
- ful .He said to his pet Chicken,"
Gary,I am talking to you as a person and to no one else in particularly. This is my most impressive idea ever. My Gene- mod.A substance that has the power to modify an organism's genetic abilities." He said holding up a  test tube with blue liquid in it." Now just to clarify, this  can give you powers by enhancing your genetic abilities. Strange, I have a feeling that this will provide resolution to a cause sometime in the distant future."Then he said with a pause" Nah probably not . It's time to go to the government house to get a patent for this beaut."And then he started talking to the gene mod ."Yes you are a wonderful piece of science. Yes you are. Yes you are."Arnold started kissing it like it was a baby . Weird!
"Let us away!"He shouted as he spun and bopped his noggin on the door and forgot the gene mod.
Sometime later at the government house to get a patent. The men in charge as they heard Arnold's idea."Stop .  Wait a minute".Said one government official."OMG you're idea is like tot's cray cray.""Yeah tot's cray cray."Agreed another one."Sorry homie,your idea be nutso . We don't give patents to nutso ideas."Another sang "Sorry not sorry." "Oh you will be sorry."He whispered angrily."Yo did you hear someone whispering angrily? "A government official asked."No "answered another."I just heard this whispering shadow demon."He pointed at a whispering creature behind him as the other officials panicked for their lives.
Later at Arnold's home, he muttered angrily as he reminisced about the patent problem and occasionally growled at the narrator for reminding him."Stupid nameless government officials".He turned and his mouth dropped open in utter shock as he paused to take in this sudden surprise. He saw his beloved pet  Gary was miraculously taller,more muscular, wearing clothes and was grinning (which animals except mammals cannot do by the way).
"Gary?What the fudge happened to you?"Arnold gaped .
"Well bro,"Gary explained"When you were smooching that test tube, which by the way sups gross bro .I couldn't help getting a teeny bit jelly and then I had an epiphany man and I was like duh dude get yourself suped up. And I was like you're right me .
And I said thanks me .And I injected myself with the gene mod so you'll think I'm cool."So what do you think?
Arnold said after a long pause"You proved that the gene mod actually works .You are wonderful."
"Oh stop." Said Gary blushing
"You are amazing"
"You're making me blush."
"You're looking delicious".
"Wait what?"Asked Gary.
I just realized something. If the gene mod is in your body then if I eat you I will have it in me and I will get my revenge. So I guess it's lunch time. He said while staring menacingly at Gary."I'm sorry Gary it's not you it's me wanting your powers.
With that Arnold grabbed a giant laser cannon and aimed at Gary.
Luckily for Gary,the gene mod gave him super agility and dodged the laser blasts and jumped through the window unto the streets and  a car almost crashed into him but his enhanced road crossing power flipped the car crashing into other cars making them explode.Arnold jogged down the stairs from his apartment exhausted. He brought with him a laser blasting arm and aimed at Gary .Gary flung a man hole cover at the blaster arm and destroyed it with pinpoint accuracy. Arnold found a pile of bricks and hurled them at Gary .Gary dodged, punched and kicked the bricks Gary ran for his life up to a roof but Arnold followed him panting and sweating as he stood menacingly behind him holding a metal pipe. "End of the road Gary" he said. Gary didn't know what to do. He jumped off the roof and the people on the sidewalk gasped in shock. "What should we do. Should we help him"one civilian asked. "I dunno man . What if we get freaky germs all over ourselves." Another person said. "Yeah but if he goes splat on the road, his germs would spread even more and the road would be blocked and there would be a huge traffic jam and no one would get ice  cream." As the idiot civilians were thinking, Gary was still falling and screaming. "I need some help over here ". The people thought and looked back at Gary and thought and looked at Gary falling again and they repeated this over and over 7 more times. Obviously these people weren't too bright. Gary was getting closer to the ground and the idiot civilians  started to  panic . Gary thought he was going to die but surprisingly he flew almost to the clouds . But Arnold threw the metal pipe and Gary's arm feathers flew out and speared the metal pipe pinning it to the wall next to Arnold. Gary landed safely and Arnold ran back down the stairs in exhaustion. Arnold tried to punch Gary but he dodged and punched back ,A Arnold then tried to kick but Gary dodged and kicked back, he parkoured on a wall. and roundhouse kicked Arnold into prison where he was detained for 5 years .But unfortunately Gary  was known as a freak until he used science and mass produced the gene mod and he was no longer thought to be a freak and soon various plants and animals became like him.
You may think the story is over but let me assure you it's just getting started.