Man vs Chicken: Origins

Man Vs Chicken Origins - Chapter 3.

     Robert Grasin said "I can't believe it .Grandma its him. I found him!"
     "Huh? Found who,a man for me?"asked Robert's grandmother, Eleanor .She was an old woman who wore a blue flower dress and bunny slippers. She also wore glasses and had short grey hair. Don't let that old frail look fool you.  She was tough, strong and as agile as an acrobat with stretching powers that Eleanor."That's Grandma Eleanor to you child."She said." And don't you forget or you gonna get a spanking." She said.
       "Who are you talking to?" Robert asked. "No one in particular especially not the people reading." She said really fast so that he wouldn't hear. "What?Never mind. I found the Cluck that you said I should find for some reason."
       "Cluck!" She said as her eyes widened. "Oh my  goodness. Another one." "Another what?"asked Robert."Sit done baby child and I will tell you the story of our families. And anyone else who missed out at the beginning." In the year 1776,your ancestor Arnold Grasin built an amazing invention called a Gene- mod and it could enhance an organism's genetic structure and increase their abilities. But his stupid pet Chicken stole the invention and it gave him those powers and kicked his butt. This story has been passed on for centuries and so has the fighting but the Clucks almost always win because most of us wanted to just rule the world a little and wanted to enslave the people who mocked us or made fun of us except some Grasins who decided to be weak and give it out and use it to help people and some jank like that. Now it's your turn to change this."
       "Now get off your butt and get that fudging Cluck's powers." Said Robert's father. "Howard watch your language." Said Eleanor. She raised up her hand in a slap gesture. I mean Grandma Eleanor."Oh and take this laser gun with you." Said Howard Grasin.

       Meanwhile at Cluck Manor: Mike invited his new friends he made at the coffee shop. "Whoo awesome party dude!!" Said Bradley."Yeah it's pretty good." Said Shellie. "Pretty good? It's barking swank." Said Tom. "Old
Guy Gary ran up to Mike. "My compliments to the host." He said"I've never had so much punch in my life."He drank a bowl full of punch and jumped through the window."Whoo!"
       "Who knew that I would be talking with the CEO of Cluck Tech. Why didn't you tell us before."answered Megan.  "I wanted you to like me for who I am."answered Mike in a serious voice and both of them started laughing. "Seriously there are a lot of people trying to know me because I'm rich." He opened the curtains and a bunch of people and a whispering shadow demon were in front of his window begging him to like them. "Please like me!! I want to be your friend!! Marry me!! Be mine!! Your so cool!! I want to invade your personal space and information!!".
      "Back you animals." Mike said and bravely opened the windows, carried a spray bottle and sprayed them. They hissed and ran.
        "Wow you weren't joshin'.(That means kidding.) You were like a knight with a sword all"Back you animals". Said Megan and invisible fenced with the 'animals'.
     "Ha ha eryvay unnyfay."said Mike in pig Latin."Hey 'that's very funny' in Pig Latin right. I love Pig Latin. Itfays osay unfay(which is 'It's so fun') answered Megan.
     "Yeah well what does this mean 'Iway inkthay you'reway  oolcay('I think you're cool'). Said Mike. Oh,Abemay eway ouldshay ogay onway away ateday. ('Maybe we should go on a date') replied Megan ."Aiteway ateday ateday?" ('Wait date date?') Asked Mike. "Epyay" ('Yep') answered Megan. "Sounds cool" said Mike ."Meet me at The Swirls ice cream parlor." Said Megan. Then Bart (who was the DJ) played 'Moving On by Marshmello '(a song).
      "Oh my God,I love this song." Said Megan happily."This song rocks" added Mike and both of them sang along to the song. "Come on,let's light this candle."Said Megan."Come on let's dance. "I dunno," said Mike"people are watching". "So who cares" and both of them danced. "DANCE PARTY!!" Said  Charlie and everyone started dancing. As they were dancing and the song was over,Megan slipped and Mike caught her. "Well this is the most cliche thing ever." Said Mike. "I know right." Said Megan and both of them loomed in to kiss again. But then the wall blew up.
      "Hello Cluck." Said Robert. A piece of wall fell on his head and it broke. "Oh you've got a little rock on your shoulder." Said Mike helpfully.
     "Oh here?"asked Robert."No on your left."answered Mike. "Oh thanks..um..this is embarrassing but  what's your name? "My name?" Asked Bradley. "No not you dude,him that guy ." " Me?" Asked all the other guys at the party". " No not all of you, the chicken."Me?" Asked Megan. "No him the guy chicken there no one else just him. What is your name?!"Asked Robert very annoyed.( I would be annoyed too if all this happened.
       "Its Mike." "Mick?"
        "No Mike." "Monty?"
        "No Mike." "Morris? Mort?Mitch?Mick? No I already said that.
        Megan asked "How can he not get this. I mean it's just Mike."
       "Mike right. I told you I will get it. See you should have just said so." "He did man." Replied Bart. "I wasn't talking to you dude. I was talking to him." Replied Robert." I'm gonna kick your ass!"
        Robert blasted his laser cannon at Mike. He jumped, flipped, rolled and etc to dodge the laser blasts. He ran up to Robert and slapped the cannon out of his hands. "Who the heck are you?" Mike asked threateningly  in Robert's face." I'm you're worst nightmare."
       "Bleech! You're breath is a nightmare. You know there's a thing called a toothbrush." Taunted Mike. Robert pushed a button on his backpack  and two metal gloves flew up and attached themselves onto Robert's fists. Robert aimed punches at Mike again and again. And hit Mike twice. Mike kicked Robert but he caught the punch and flung Mike hard causing him to crash into the wall.
       At another wing of Cluck manor, George was dusting off furniture and suddenly he stopped and said"Master Mike!"He carried his frying pan and went to his master.  Robert pinned Mike against the wall and was about to kill Mike. Then a frying pan flew and knocked Robert out the window. And the frying pan came back to George. " What just happened?" Charlie asked as he rushed to his uncle. "I got no idea." Answered Megan. "Alright peeps party's over." Said Bart and all the guests left.