Man vs Chicken: Origins

Man Vs Chicken Origins-Chapter 5

At The Grasin house, "But Grandma I was so close to ending him" Robert said. "Hush child we need more help, she picked up her holophone ad dialled a number. "Hello Barbarilla we need some help for old times sake.
Later Mike went to Megan at a restaurant. "Hey hey!!" Said Mike but Megan wasn't really happy,yet she managed to fake a smile." Wait that smile is totes fake." Said Mike. "I know,its just that I've been worrying about you".
"Aww. You've been thinking about lil ol me?" Said Mike. With a goofy grin.
But Megan still had a frowny face emoji type face. "What's wrong?" Asked Mike. "You seem a bit unhappy"
"How can I be happy when all of a sudden a lunatic with weapons keep following you around. I'm worried about you, Charlie, the others and anyone near you. I mean he knows you're house, where you go, et cetera. Maybe we should break up. "She said.
"What are you saying?" Mike said." I'm sorry but I don't want to keep thinking that a maniac is coming to kill us anytime we're together. "I'm really sorry. Its not you,it's not me it's the fact that that guy keeps coming after you.
And then she left.
Later Mike went to Master Kikbuts dojo. "Master. Where are you? We need to talk." Then he saw the old man training Charlie. "Charlie?" Mike asked. "Hey uncle Mike!" Charlie said." Oh hello Mike. Say hello ninjas." Said Master Kikbut. "Hello!!" Replied the ninjas.
"You're training Charlie?!" Mike said surprised. "Surprise!!" Said Charlie." When and why?" Asked Mike. "Last week and because its become dangerous for the Cluck family." "What do you mean?" Asked Mike.
"Well you see. In Trofiti during your parents vacation. As your mother was driving back to their house she had an... Well... You see....she had an accident." Master Kikbut said grimly. "Oh my gosh is she okay?" Asked Mike.
"Well she passed." Finished Master Kikbut. "WHAT??!!!?" Shouted Mike and Charlie at the same time." What about dad?" Asked Mike. "You see he was so distressed that he is still mourning. That's why he didn't tell you.
"Then how did you know?" Asked Mike." George told me."
"Well how did George know?" "Duh he's George." "Yeah that's pretty obvious. Agreed all the ninjas.
"And master I got dumped. By the way." Mike said." Ooooh!! That's bad! Yeah poor dude! And today of all days!! For reals that's totes bad!" Said the ninjas and Master Kikbut. "Yeah I need to go home."
Back at Cluck Manor Mike was pretty depressed. He was drinking corn beer and listening to 'Hallelujah'. " Uuunnhhh!! Why me? I mean how can all these things happen to me today?! Unnhhh!!" (If you can't tell Mike was a bit dismayed.
George tried to cheer him up but that didn't work. "Master Mike, I know its hard but maybe you could get out more. It would be what your mother would have wanted you to do besides staying in here depressed. Maybe you can go to the funeral to get closure and move on. Or perhaps..."
"Or perhaps nothing George. I'm perfectly fine, I just want to be alone. Besides, the funeral was weeks ago."
"Oh so you care about the date but wish not to go. Why?"
"I don't know okay. I wanted to go but I couldn't. I just couldn't. Are you happy!!??" Mike shouted about to cry
George got annoyed." Master Mike I'm sorry but you're not the only person in the world that lost a person they care about. But a lot of them moved on because in the end they will see them again. Just because Margaret.... I mean Mrs. Felicia is gone doesn't mean... "Now George looked like he was about to cry.
"Margaret, was she you're wife?" Mike asked. "Yes, she and I had a son Toby he's in England. I visit him time to time and we both wish we can see her again."
George said.
"I'm so sorry." Mike whispered quietly and both of them hugged.
Then Charlie walked in." I heard everything. And for the record, I wasn't crying." And all of them hugged each other.
I'm sorry readers but things are about to get even sadder. So brace yourself if you've just finished wiping your eyes here it comes.
In the forest near the dojo, Master Kikbut was walking singing 'Can't hold us by Macklemore' eating chips when he was surrounded by a squad of robots.
"What's up rust buckets." He said plainly "Chips?" He held up the chips but a robot's hand techno morphed into a laser and blasted the chips into dust. "My chips..." He said holding the dust.
"Ha ha. Suck it old man." The robots laughed in a robotic voice. "My chips,you shall pay." He flipped one robot over, tore off its arm and used it to stab another robot." Oh dang!!" All the robots chorused." He's peeved off. Run for it lads!"
Master Kikbut kicked one robot into another,punched one in the face and round house kicked its head. He spun his staff hitting five robots. And swept ones legs then kicked two in the chest. He held out two fingers which made two robots fly and hit each other. Then he punched a robot in the stomach and kneed it. Master Kikbut jumped and did a strange movement that made most of the robots explode. One robot tried to sneak up on him but his staff brought out a blade and stabbed it in the stomach.
When all of the robots were on the ground someone was behind him and suddenly stabbed him with a sharp boomerang that resembled a banana.
"I'm sorry old man but you have to die and let people know you were finished off by me Barbarilla, the barbarian gorilla." He whispered in his ear as Master Kikbut was grasping his chest and gurgling. And he was a gorilla wearing viking clothes.
Master Kikbut collapsed. "Ciao" Said Barbarilla smiling. At that moment Mike came. "Master I'm back and I bought more chips... Master!!
"Hey Mike, as you can tell I'm dying. So that's new. Remember focusing is the key." I knew this would happen. I also knew that you will understand later. Never forget you're training, both in fighting and morals." He collected one chip and ate it. "Hmm that's good but I prefer it with more onion. Glurrk!!"( BTW the glurrk is him dying. )
Mike knelt down and started sobbing holding the dead body. The ninjas came outside and helped him carry Master Kikbut. Mike had a flashback to his first two years of ninja training. As he was sparing with the other ninjas he was easily beat up and injured and all the other ninjas kept calling him names like "Loser, weakling, lazy spoilt brat, ninja failure'  and basically been the prank source cause all the others pranked him. Then one day Master Kikbut came and told him," Mike, the others may think you're useless. But no one ever is. They will understand that you have what it takes once you show them and eventually so will you."             "But Master, that ain't gonna happen, I'm the worst ninja student in history, I don't even know how to use this thing." He held up a sword and he swung it like a helpless baby. It flew and landed in one ninja's book, slicing it in half.
        "Yeesh, you are bad. But once you have control and know what's what. You can focus on the good things. And focus is the key."
Back at Trasinville, Mike and his friends were at a restaurant." Oh my gosh Mike we are sorry we heard what happened. Are you okay?" Kelly and Carl asked Yeah I'm fine." Mike said." What are you going to do?" Bradley asked."Yeah dude what will you do?" Asked Bart.
"I'm gonna kick some ass. And I'll need you're help." Mike answered.