Man vs Chicken: Origins

Man Vs Chicken Origins-Chapter 2

     Mike and George drove through Trasinville. It wasn't a normal town. As they drove past they saw Melissa a dragon, Tyrone the Bigfoot, Jack the Multicreature,Sofia the wriggler, Greg the boring, who is actually super interesting, Don the interesting who is actually boring and  other super crazy and cool things. The buildings were shaped spirally, horizontally, and even 2000 feet tall or wide or 2000 feet tall and wide. There is occasionally the monthly alien invasion and abduction. There is also a robot war or some gangster zombies. Apart from that, it's a peaceful town. Mike's limo stopped at the bus stop and picked up Charlie. Charlie was a 13 year old antropormorphic chicken. "Hey uncle Mike,now can I'm living with you can I watch TV till 10pm?Please!" He said with puppy dog eyes. "No" said Mike.
      "Please!"
       "No."
       "Please!!"
       "No!"
       "PLEASE!!"
       "Fine. Get in the limo." "LIMO!!!" Charlie said." You loud kid". Said Mike. " Lighten up, Man .So Uncle Mike, what were you doing all those years." "I was becoming batman"said Mike. Charlie's mouth dropped open. "JK. Ha! Lighten up man. " "Touche." said Charlie. They rode to Cluck manor. "Charlie said" Dang,this place is huge. How can you not get lost in here?" "You hang here with George. I need to go to Cluck Tech. Mom and Dad  said the staff at the office
are like animals without a leader.
       Meanwhile at Cluck Tech: the staff were going nuts. The  vice President of marketing jumped on the table, beating his chest and said in a caveman voice. "I am strongest, I am leader,who dares fight me. Then Mike came in wearing his business suit.  The entire board kept quiet and in one second, the office was arranged.
       "Good afternoon sir you are a bit behind but that may not be a problem if we move production.... "Before one could finish his sentence another one spoke. "Sir first day on the job cake... The town maintenance facility needs faster regenerating equipment....Should we hire... How should we finish.... Where should we get our natural resources... How do we prepare for...
      Mike couldn't understand anything."Yes,no,maybe,sort of,I guess,uh..." "His secretary, assistant, his gopher,and his vice President brought in a goat,Old Guy Gary (the resident hobo) a suitcase full of  money ,a spy drone and a whispering shadow demon. "We brought everything you 'yes,no,maybe,sort of and I guessed' to." "Yeech yeech yeech "said Old Guy Gary.
    "I think you should get some rest we'll figure out things on our own. "Said the vice President of marketing. "Yeah thanks " said Mike. As soon as Mike left, more animal insanity. Mike went to a coffee shop and went to the counter. He saw some other antropormorphic animals.  Bradley Ham,a pig wearing a black shirt saying' #Eat everything.' Tyler mongrel ,a dog wearing a sleeveless top and sneakers on his hind legs. Kelly Nameste, a turtle with a purple turtleneck sweater(Get it turtle wearing a turtleneck). Barton J Cat, a cat obviously wearing a dark blue hoodie,shades,and a cap worn backwards and his hoodie said"Kool Kat". A carrot wearing a white shirt that had the piece sign on it, blue jeans and sandals. His name was Carl Hipster.
      "So that would be one milk free coffee,one coffee with creme extra chocolate,sprinkles and everything on it. And two soy lattes and one plain milk with no chocolate.  That will be 24 quasin(that is Foturas' currency)."Oops sorry guys,I forgot my cash money." Said Carl."Oh what?"asked Bradley "You were supposed to bring money. Yo" said Bart. "This is all your fault". And then they started arguing. "Hey Guys don't argue with each other maintain your calm energy. Don't give in to anger."Carl Hipster said. "Babe I like that you have a peaceful lifestyle but this is not the time. "Said Kelly. Her and Carl are dating. As they were arguing the guy at the counter said" Tell me when you're done. I need to realize how terrible my life is."
       Mike paid all the money for them and himself. "Thanks man "said Bradley. "Wanna sit with us,Dude? I noticed you seemed kind of lonely cause I'm a telepath. Whoo"said Barton "He says he's a telepath."said Heather. "Cause I am."
       They sat at their table where another antropormorphic chicken sat there."Hey Megan here's your coffee. " "Thanks for getting my latte while I was in the bathroom." "What took you so long?"asked Kelly. "I was fighting a toilet squid."
      Mike laughed "You're joking right?"No toilet squids are real. You must be new in town. Megan Cornseed at your service."
       "I'm Bradley Ham .This is Barton J Cat,Kelly Nameste,Carl Hipster,Heather Moo,and Tom Mongrel.
       "I'm Mike."Megan and Mike stared into each other's eyes and Barton asked"What's up with the staring contest yo?"I think we should leave  them alone.
Mike and Megan talked and laughed while the others eavesdropped. So I'm having a party would you like to come. "Sure "sounds swank (which is their way of saying cool.)  Both of them loomed to each other to kiss but Bradley said."Did someone say party?".
       "I wanna come!" They all said in unison. "Sure you can all come!
"Mike said."Can I come? Asked Old Guy Gary."Uh sure."said Mike. "You're gonna regret that." Said Megan. "Prepare you're finest everything."said Old Guy Gary.
       Meanwhile somewhere else in Trasinville was Robert Grasin. The descendant of Arnold Grasin. Gasp!! He heard the news of Mike Cluck returning to Trasinville to run his parents business. "It's him." Robert said all creepy like. Bum bum bum drama!!.

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