Man vs Chicken: Origins

Man Vs Chicken Origins- Chapter 4

         Later in the living room of Cluck Manor, George was treating Mike's wounds. "Do you know who that was George?" Mike asked. "I haven't the foggiest."(Rough translation: nope)." Don't suppose you have an idea Charlie?"
      "Uh huh absolutely." Charlie wasn't paying attention because he was watching TV. Mike chuckled."Well gotta go," he said. "To where may I ask?" Replied George. "On my date."
"Ooooh!" Said Charlie swivelling around "You're on a date with who?"
        "Yeah. That you hear" said Mike and he walked out. "Hey don't leave I have questions. Who is it? Is she super hot? Does she have a younger sister or niece or cousin. How old is she? I ain't picky." Mike just shook his head and smiled.
        Later at the Grasin house, Grandma Eleanor was treating Robert's wounds too. "Crap!!" I thought those metal glove doo- hickies would work against him. Albert! I thought you said they were quote-on- quote "flawless" .
        "I did! Anything designed by moi is an ingenious scientific breakthrough." Said Albert who was Robert's brother. He graduated from high school at the age of 10, won the regional science and engineering competition and is almost done with college. (If you haven't noticed, he's a bit of a smart Alec or should I say smart Albert!!Enhh enhh! Yeah you're laughing.)
       "Then how come that Cluck isn't dead yet?"  "Well... I didn't account for frying pan attacks."
         "Wait, how did you know about that?" Asked Robert stroking his frying pan flattened face. "Oh I installed an invisible camera on my gadget pack." "You spied on me you creep!!" Robert asked angrily. "Well this creep also got footage of you in the shower." Albert replayed the video and Robert was taking his bath singing "Celebrate good times" into the back brush. Albert was cackling and rolling around. His laugh was a creepy laugh.
         "And... do... you know... the funniest part?" Asked Albert between cackles. "What?" Asked Robert suspiciously. "I already sent it to vidtube and laffapp and pictogram!!" "Grrhh!! Robert and Albert started fighting each other like cats in a trashcan. " Knock it off you too!" Said Howard and sprayed them with a spray bottle.
         "Now both of you go out there and kill that Chicken! But first, who wants some spicy meatballs. "I do!!" Said a whispering shadow demon.
       Mike and Megan were in the park. Megan was talking but Mike wasn't listening because he was still thinking about the maniac who attacked him at his house...." And then my dad came in and said: ... Mike are you even listening to me?"
      "Huh? Yeah what were you saying?" "What's up you seem distant. Are you still thinking about that weirdo? Look even though he came looking for you and he knows your name and where you live doesn't mean he's going to attack you again."
       "Yeah very assuring." Mike joked sarcastically. Megan pushed Mike and Mike pushed her and she was about to fall but he caught her. They were about to kiss again but suddenly there was an explosion near the freeway. "What the heck was that?" Asked Megan. Suddenly, a truck flew from the freeway. It had 'Cluck Technology' written on it. It almost crushed both of them. Luckily Mike rolled and pushed her out of the way.
      "I need to go!"said Mike. "Wait what about me?" Megan asked. Suddenly George ran with super speed up to Megan and ran off with her. In the next second, she was at Cluck Manor. And then Charlie said " So you're the person that's my uncle's girlfriend huh?"  "Well... I wouldn't say girlfriend". Megan replied blushing. "Well let's talk shall we?"Mike pushed a button on his watch and his motorcycle sped up to him and he rode to the freeway.
       Meanwhile on the freeway,Robert was holding a giant laser cannon and was shouting," Hey Cluck, come out, come out where ever you are."
        Suddenly the road repaired itself instantly. "Huh! It repaired itself. Well not for long."
       "Excuse me sir," said a police officer as Robert took something out of his gadget pack and walked to the auto-road repairers on the sidewalks. "What are you doing? As a... Pppolice officer its my duty to stop your dangerous act and please don't blast me."
       If you haven't noticed, this cop is a bit of a scaredy-cat. "What's your name?" Robert asked. "Ned." "Well Ned, I am planting haywire discs which are small discs that make a piece of technology go haywire. Like these road repair thingies."
        Then Mike came on his motorcycle. "Oh Mike you came. Welcome to your funeral. Organized by me." "Who are you? And don't you dare say 'My worst nightmare.'
       "I'm Robert. Robert Grasin." Mike paused as he tried to remember where he heard that name before. The next thing he knew, he was hit by a majo wave of electricity.
       Mike lay on the floor, smoking and his clothes torn up. He was shockingly still. "Hey Cluck that was a shock wasn't it?" Cackled Robert as he stood on top of Mike.
      As Robert held a jar that can suck energy, Mike's arm moved slowly." Yowza!!" He said coughing. Robert was so stunned, he dropped the jar and it broke. 
"What the..." Said Robert. "What the..." Asked Mike.
       "How am I still alive?"
       "How are you still alive?" They both asked in unison.
        "I don't know. And quit saying what I say"
        "I don't know. And quit repeating what I say."
        Robert threw a bomb at Mike but moving surprisingly fast, he caught it and threw it back. It exploded behind Robert. "Ooh ya missed." Said Robert happily." And it just makes me look cooler." A reporter in a news chopper  named Brie Porter said "Dang! That guy looks cool standing with an explosion behind him."  Robert tried to kick Mike but he caught the kick and flung Robert. Robert punched Mike in the gut and elbowed him in the face.
        Mike got angry and punched Robert so hard he flew back and hit the bridge. But in mid-air, Robert pushed a button on his watch and it attracted a protective suit. Mike gave a round house kick but he fell back. "This suit is  swank. You can't hit me while I concentrate but .... Mike picked up a metal pipe and hit Robert. Robert stood up and punched Mike in the face. Mike flipped and kicked Robert in the place where the sun don't shine.(Ouch!!) He kneed him in the stomach and swept his legs. Then he hopped on his motorcycle and drove.
        Robert was still on Mike's tail,he swerved back and forth trying to shake him off. His bike drove through a tight space in the bridge but Robert crashed into the support beams causing the bridge to fall on a group of cars causing a massive explosion.  Mike's bike rode over a ramp- shaped piece of rubble and turned around.  Suddenly he felt a Thud. His back tyre got hit by a laser blast. He was being shot at. Robert's car was on his tail.  He carried some instant glue and glued the blasted tyre up. Mike swerved to dodge the blasts.
       "You're not escaping from me." Said Robert. "Who said I was escaping? Hope this works." Mumbled Mike. He did a flip off the motorcycle and stuck his fist into the hood of the car causing it to flip over.
       "You totaled my car! Oh that's it!!" Shouted Robert and he pushed a button on the wrecked car and it twisted and transformed into a robot!( You gotta admit that is pretty cool.)
       The robot shot a missile at Mike and his bike.(He he I made a rhyme.) Mike launched the bike into full throttle. It swerved and turned to dodge the missiles.  Mike turned around and started driving toward the robot. "What are you doing?" Asked Robert. "This." Answered Mike. He pushed a button and he launched a grenade and it blew up the Robot. Robert fell out and tumbled to the ground.
       He lay suspiciously still. "Dude, you dead?" Asked Mike. Robert sprung up and threw a detonator. The explosion flung Mike back under the bridge.
       Some rubble almost fell on him. Mike crossed his hands over his head and some feathers flew up and pinned the rocks against the roof of the bridge.
      "Holy nuts!!" Said Mike surprised. "What the hell just happened?"