intricacy | × [ON HOLD]

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"Hello! You've reached Chick-fil-A's customer service line, this is Mandy, how may I help you?"

"Hi, Mandy."

"Hello, sir. How may I help you?"

"Well, there's this girl..."

"Sir, we don't do that here."

"What do you mean?"

"We don't-"

"Do you give out relationship advice?"

"Sorry, sir. We don't do that here, no."

"Huh. So, you're not in a relationship?"

"Well, I am-"

"And you do know how to make things work between you two?"

"Yes, but-"

"So, you do have advice to give."

"When you put it like that, I suppose. But it's not my job-"

"Is this not a helpline?"

"No, sir. This is Chick-fil-A's customer service phone number."

"It is?"

"Were you not listening to me?"

"No."

"...Well, sir, if you don't have any complaints or questions about or related to Chick-fil-A, then I'm going to have to hang up. There are other customers that are on hold for this."

"Really?"

"Well, not with me personally, but you catch my drift."

"So you're trying to get rid of me?"

"Good day, sir."

"Yeah, good day-"

""The line you're trying to reach is currently busy-""

"Shit. I need advice."

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