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"Oh my god, I'm mortified."

"What? What happened?"

"I just saw a bird get crushed under a tire."

"Huh?"

"My neighbor ran over a bird."

"Mandy?"

"He's a bird murderer."

"Uh, Mandy?"

"It's just a bird pancake now."

"Man-dy?"

"Oh my god..."

"What?"

"We have to have a funeral."

"..."

"That poor bird."

"Okay."

"Huh? What? Okay what?"

"We can have a funeral."

"...Really?"

"Yeah, why not. He lived a nice life."

"Yeah..."

"When and where?"

"..."

"Mandy?"

"Right here, right now. Come over."

"..."

"Brent?"

"Be right there."

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