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major swearing warning, meet Mandy officially, lmao.

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"Fucking hello! You've fucking reached the fucking Chick-fil-A's customer service line, this is fucking Mandy, how may I fucking help you on this fucking great day?"

"..."

"Speak up, bitch."

"Mandy, what the actual-"

"FUCKING JUST BRENT."

"..Jesus-"

"HOW ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?"

"That's too many fucks."

"You can never have enough fucks."

"Actually, you're like one of those people that swear way too often when they say one sentence."

"You can never fucking swear too fucking much."

"Oh my-"

"So, what's up?"

"Ha. No, what's up with you?"

"Nothing much. Trying to get fired currently and taking advantage of a job I enjoy. I'm fucking great though."

"..."

"How are you fucking doing?"

"Alright, I'll come back when you're not a majorly needs-to-be-flushed potty mouth. Goodbye."

"Good fucking bye, just fucking Brent."

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