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"Hello! You've-"

"You're so rude."

"Hello to you too, just Brent."

"Yeah, hi."

"And I was rude by doing my job. My boss happened to check in for a bit so."

"Sure."

"If you don't believe me, I don't care. I get paid for doing this shit."

"Woah, watch your language."

"My bad."

"Can't your boss fire you for that?"

"Yeah, but I can always get another job, and he isn't here all this week. And I'm super close with the manager."

"Well then."

"Pretty great, right? So, what do you want to talk about?"

"Oh, cool, so...there's this girl, right?"

"The same one as before?"

"No, no. This one's a different one."

"Uh-huh."

"She's more wild and probably a better pick and easier to get laid- are you eating?"

"Mhm."

"What are you eating? I'm talking, and I'm more important."

"Uh, no one is more important than food."

"Ew, don't talk with your mouth full."

"It's sexy."

"No, it's not."

"Is to, too sexy for you."

"Can I finish talking? And will you actually listen?"

"I'll try."

"Okay, so there's this girl I know, and she seems- Damnit, Mandy. I can't focus when you're chewing like that."

"My bad. I'll stop."

"Thank you. Now what I was saying is, theres this girl who seems to be more wild than the other. And she doesn't appear to hang around...the girls I...the girls...I- MANDY."

"WHAT, DAMNIT."

"WERE YOU SNORING? OR IS THAT HOW YOU NORMALLY BREATHE?"

"SNORING, WHY?"

"JESUS."

"NO, IM MANDY. But I can understand why you'd think I'm so godly-"

"Let me stop you right there."