Moved by Raini's effect on these people and her generosity, I decided to visit Skinnylandia's very own temple dedicated to Raindrops. Here is an extract from my personal travel journal:
''Here, the skies are purple. The people so skinny, they're invisible. There is a mountain shaped like a raindrop and on top, is a temple. Inside, there is a Raini statue carved out of diamonds. I wish I could stay her forever but eventually we must all wake up.''
The following directions are those leading to Skinnylandia for whomever desires to visit it:
1. Breathe in three bubbles of bubble wrap. (As a snack for the journey)
2. Look up 'Raini Rodriguez' on any internet browsing platform.
3. Open any desired picture of her and look at it until you fall asleep.
If you have followed these steps correctly, Rainiland should be present in your dreams.
I also have tips for those who desire to achieve one's skinniest self.
- Eat bubble wrap. The air from each pouch should be enough for a meal.
- Praise Raini Rodriguez's ways of life.
- Follow as many Raini stan accounts as possible on instagram. You can even make one of your own (:
Being skinny is a state of mind and in no way it is a way to make fun of anybody. The raindrops love you and I want to personally thank everyone who reads this biography. It has been fun <3
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Raini Rodriguez: A Definitive Reading
General FictionRaini Rodriguez: A Definitive Reading is a fan-written biography by @fiestasalsaprincess on ig. This book analyzes from her childhood in Bryan, Texas to her rise to superstardom in Hollywood years later. Included exclusive interviews such as with Ri...
