Raini Rodriguez: A Definitive Reading

Prologue

            

On a cold winter day, on which I had to attend school, I saw one of the hallway supervisors sitting at the front door. As I whispered 'FAT BITCH' under my breath, I realized what had been on my mind that caused me to not be able to sleep. The one and only, Her Skinny Highness, Queen Raini Rodriguez. She was what caused me to turn my room into a haven for raindrops, to make Raini merch in my free time, and now, to write this biography. Let me present myself as one of the Head Raindrop's skinniest fans, Christine or more known as FiestaSalsaPrincess. I am proud to present this book which will analyze her extraordinary life from her childhood in Bryan, Texas to her rise to superstardom in Hollywood years later. Get a pot ready, because there is going to be some BOILING salsa!