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"Bonjour bitchiachos! Please excuse my terrible hair, I've just gotten back from a footie game against some tiny team called 'Sale Sharks'. Even the name is lame, I know! We won, obviously, because we're fabulous. I would flip my hair but I can't be arsed taking it out of this stupid headband I've been forced to wear. I know, it's a total wardrobe malfunction but I promise to not look as troll like in my video on my main channel! Anyway, before i start to melt in my own stench I'm going to go and have a shower, but get ready for a dare video! Some of the dares I've been getting... Jesus you guys are insane! Byee!"

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So as you may have gathered, I'm kinda famous on YouTube, and I play footie for our local team. You also may have been able to tell that I'm gay. I prefer to call it having a fashion sense and a good taste in men, but whatever floats your boat is fine by me.

As long as you're not homophobic. Then the chances are that I hate you.

What else... Oh, I've got a huge footie game against the Man United 18-21 Team or whatever its called... For once it's another team that are hopefuls for a bigger, more famous team. The team I play for is Donny Rovers 17-22 team, which is an adventage in my opinion because we have a better age range. That's all you need to know really.

hi there everyone! yeah so I'll try and update this regularly, my ig is @ishipbullshxt and my twitter is @ellie_lewis77 if anyone wants to chat on there :) Around halfway through my school year I have to choose my GCSE options so my updates may slow down around then but at the moment, updates should stay regular for about 6 months.

So yeah

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