Hoseok: Hey Yoongi
Yoongi: What u want
Hoseok, trying to hit on Yoongi: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yoongi: What sort of idiot would believe in such a fatuos folklore?
Hoseok: O-oh, um.
Hoseok: Then, um, do you have a spare heart???
Yoongi, incredulously: Hoseok, we have only one heart.
Hoseok: *screaming internally*

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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠