Jimin: Merry Christmas Yoongi-hyung! Here's a present I made for you.
Yoongi: Did you really take your time to knit such an ugly ass Christmas sweater and expected me to risk my dignity by wearing this in public?
Jimin, on the verge of tears: O-oh, b-but I- I mean, you don't need to wear it-
Yoongi, grasping for the sweater like it's his lifeline: No, back off. It's mine now, I licked it.
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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠