jungkook, holding a gun: who drank my last banana milkshake
jimin, holding up a gun as well: it didnt have your fucking name on it, scraggly ass weeb.
seokjin, grasping a wooden katana: dont you dare threaten my son.
yoongi, pointing an ak 47 at seokjin's head: lower your gun, withering grandpa. no one threatens my boyfriend.
namjoon: *strapped against a time bomb* yall better come the fuck down or i'll blow this shit up. also dont threaten my husband, feline creature.
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taehyung and hoseok went to watch soobin's soprano.
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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠
