jimin: hey, yoongi hyung. have you seen jungkook?? we were supposed to go on a date in the cinemas tonight. apparently,, its date night and jungkook couldn't think of anything more romantic. so obviously he's chosen to watch the movies,, and of course it had to be spiderman.
yoongi: it actually doesnt sound that bad. at least its way better than the date namjoon had planned. it was a nightmare.
jimin, interest piqued: oh??
yoongi: you include burnt omelettes and a bald seokjin then you'll be able to get the picture.
jimin: .
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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠
