Taehyung: *sees a raccoon and immediately has this instinct to pet it*
Seokjin: No, Taehyung. Don't pet the raccoon. If I so much as see you get in close proximity with that raccoon, I will whack you.
Taehyung: *pouts*
A few moments later
Hoseok: *screams shrilly*
Taehyung and Jin: *bursts into the room*
Jin: Hoseok what happened?!
Hoseok, shaking nervously: T-There's a raccoon in our house.
Jin: *turns around to face Taehyung* You little shit, you brought the raccoon home didn't you.
Taehyung, laughing nervously: fuck
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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠