seokjin: so what are you going to do while namjoon and i are on our date?
jungkook: kill taehyung.
seokjin: jungkook.
jungkook: im only kidding, i meant fucking, not 'killing'. i did promise taehyung that i'd ride him good like how i would ride a seahorse mamba.
seokjin: i-
seokjin: i dont even know what that means.
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Humortotally accurate bangtan quotes not entirely original because im currently lacking 6 braincells 🤠