Short stories

Kustard (UF Sans x UT Sans)

Oh yes~

Underfell Sans- Red
Undertale Sans- Classic
Warning: might be a little sexual and they might not act how they usually act (with puns and such) because i'm just trying to add a little bit more story to the dream i had, otherwise it would be.. Weird, confusing maybe. Also there's some swearing.
fun fact: in my dream, i was able to see from Red's perspective, and my own :D (which is like watching through a camera and not being able to do anything.)

update: too lazy to finish. i wrote this a while ago and don't remember the dream, but i added the ending recently so hopefully some people like it.
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~Red's pov~
I was sitting at my station ready to pass out when my phone started ringing in my pocket. Quickly, i pulled it out and answered with 'What?'. "Hey Red, my bro and Tori decided to host a Valentine's dinner tonight and we're allowed to invite others, so i was wondering if you'd like to come?" Classic Sans' voice said from the other end. I felt my face start to turn red. 'Why the hell am i feeling flustered?' "Oh yeah, sure, i'll be there." I mumbled nervously. "Ok, cool. Glad to know you're in." I could almost hear the smirk in his voice and my face began turning red again as i realized the joke. "Yeahokbye" i hung up before he could say anything else and slipped my phone back into my pocket as i stood up. The Valentine's dinner should start in about an hour so i should begin to get ready. I looked down at myself. I always wear this, of course i'm ready. Wait, should i bring Boss? I don't want to call Classic because of what just happened but if i call Papyrus, he'll most likely (and obliviously) say yes. I sighed and pulled out my phone as i walked away from my station, and began calling Classic.

~Classic Sans' pov~
I was debating on weather i should get up yet when Red called me; "Red? I thought you didn't w-" "I called to ask if i should bring Boss." i was interrupted as Red asked that. 'should he?' ... "Oh, your Papyrus? Nah. He doesn't seem to be the type to socialize with us, nor be with us on a day meant to express love... No offense. Though maybe you could bring something back for him." i realized what i was saying and tried to speak as nice as i could about his brother. "But if you want to bring him, i won't stop you. Maybe he and my bro can be friends." "Wow. I never knew you cared so much, Sans." i frowned and ignored the voice. "Eh, none taken. He's a jerk anyway." My frown started to disappear and i thought about how much Red still cares for his brother. If he's anything like me, he would protect his brother whether it kills him or not. "You know you loooove him." i said, dragging out the 'o' to basically rub it in his face. "WHAT!? NO! HE'S AN ASSHOLE. WHY WOULD I CARE FOR him?" Red burst out angrily but quickly calmed down. "Oh hush. I know you really do care for him. It's a Sans thing." i smirked, even though he couldn't see it, but he probably knew. "Psh. Whatever.." he mumbled and hung up. I sighed. I'd have to go back to the underground to get Red because he's not aware we're on the surface yet.
Now that we're on the surface, we have new schedules. Undyne claims the Royal guards are still a thing and all the Royal guards protect the rest of us monsters. My brother was finally accepted as a royal guard, now that the job is a lot safer and doesn't involve killing anyone. With my new schedule, I do about the same thing i use to, not including being a sentry. I sleep, go to Grillby's, and sometimes help my brother out with stuff including puzzles and cooking. You should've seen his face when i showed him a cookbook full of non-spaghetti recipes. He was so excited that he tried to make every single recipe at once. You could... Probably guess how that went. Papyrus eventually picked up my sock off the floor and threw it away because it had been collecting dust and i never wore it. Welp. I guess i could go a few days wearing only one sock. Anyway, I managed to crawl out of bed and slipped on my coat and slippers before walking out toward the front door. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING SANS?" I heard Papyrus call out to me from the kitchen and looked over to see him in the kitchen doorway with a spatula in his right hand and his left on his hip. "Oh hey bro, you remember Red, right? I invited him so i decided to go back to Snowdin to get him." "SANS, YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS. KING ASGORE SAID THERE WOULD SOON BE A MACHINE THAT WILL COOL DOWN THE CORE. IT'S NOT SAFE TO BE DOWN THERE." ah, that's right. When we made it to the surface, i told Papyrus everything. The truth about the resets, our past, even Gaster, our Father and the first royal scientist. I'm not sure how well Papyrus has processed it but he's been acting less oblivious to things, and more mature. It... It kind of scares me. I swallowed the lump in my non-existent throat and smiled. "Don't worry bro, i'll be quick." Papyrus sighed and nodded; "ALRIGHT BROTHER, BUT BE CAREFUL." he turned towards the kitchen but glanced at me for a moment before continuing to make whatever he was making. "Alright Paps. Just don't burn the house down while i'm gone." i said, loud enough for him to hear. He made a small 'Nyeh' sound before i left our house. He does that so i know he heard me, usually as a way to say he's trying to ignore me or it simply means 'ok'. "Your brother reminds you of someone, doesn't he? Sans?" I ignored the voice again. "Aww c'mon Sansy~ you know i'm aware that he reminds you of Ga-" "I've told you this plenty of times. SHUT UP." I was at the opening of the cave now, where the barrier was broken, and i yelled at the voice to shut up because i didn't want to think of my brother becoming someone like Gaster. That can't be possible.

~Red's pov~
I stepped forward through the 'portal' that would take me to Classics universe. I looked around and noticed how empty it was. The kid didn't do genocide here, right? I'm sure Classic would've told me if something like that happened, or wouldn't even be having a party. I was pretty close to his station so i started teleporting a bit ways ahead in case he was walking to me, i was also being careful to not waste much of my energy. Moments later, i was where i thought Sans and Papyrus' house would be, considering our AU's are identical, but there was nothing there. There was no sign someone lived there, beside the missing snow where a house and mailboxes once were. I was staring at the area, puzzled, until i heard a voice call out to me. "Heya Red!" i looked over and saw Classic waving at me. I waved back. "Hey.. Where's your house? And everyone else?" I ask. Classic chuckles and walks over to me to grab and hold my hand. "We live on the surface now. C'mon." My face turns red and i pull my hand away to shove my hands into my pockets. "The surface? cool.."

Once we got there, I stared up at the sky in awe. "That's a sunset, right?" Classic nods and takes me inside his home. "It's really nice up here." I speak quietly, staying close to classic. He sits me on the couch and sits next to me.

~classic's pov, a little while later~
I stay quiet but try to seem casual. Remembering something, I attempt to start a conversation. "So, red." I start, leaning back into the couch. "What do ya think of Valentine's day?" I turn my body to face him and he looks at me. He shrugs and looks down. " Well, it's not something we think about in my universe, but once in a while my bro will let me help him relax, and we'd spend the day together. we'd give each other massages, eat dinner together, maybe joke around a bit while watching a movie, all on Valentine's day. Any other day, he hates me. Most of the time..." "oh.. i'm sorry." "no it's ok, he has been a real jerk lately, i'm glad you invited me. he needs some time to cool down without having to deal with a lazybones like me." I set a hand on his and smile at him. "i'm glad you're starting to trust me enough to open up." he looks at me with realization and his face turns red. " I-i uh.. no, i'm not opening up to you. why would i tell you anything? the only one i can trust is my boss." he pulls his hand away and crosses his arms. i sigh and roll my eyes with a small smile. "anyway, how's the party?" red looks at me with his bright red eyes and tired gaze. "it's pretty boring, to say the least." i move a bit closer to him. " oh really? what would make it interesting?" red huffs and rests his head in the palm of a hand, not noticing my movement. "more mustard, maybe." i chuckle qiuetly and set a hand on red's thigh. "i think i know exactly what would make this better for you." red looks up at me, his face turning red. "w-what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he says in a quiet tone, obviously embarrassed. i quietly shush him and take him up to my room. he seems hesitant but i can tell he has been waiting for this. i lock the door behind us and pin him to my bed. "alright red, listen. i know you like me. it's obvious." red seems to stutter and mess up on his words while looking away, which i stop by kissing him.