Bill is back. But, he told the Pines family something that will change their perspective on him completely. What will it be? Will everyone believe him? Will everyone be willing to let them in their lives? Find out in If You're Willing.
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"Definitely." I say. "I'm sure as hell not gonna do it."
"Do what?" Stan asks walking into the room.
"Give Bill 'the talk'." Mable says.
"Oh, I'll do it. He's gonna have to go pee soon." Stan then teaches Bill about the boys body.
"Gross." He says looking at his lap. Mable and I laugh.
"Yeah now imagine being a girl and getting the talk in a boys body."
"Even grosser." Jeez I never being a human guy is hard.
"Yeah."
"What? You heard that?" I look at Bill.
"You didn't say it out loud?"
"Nope."
"Weird." I was about to say something but Ford walked in the room.
"Hey Ford." I say.
"Dipper. Bill."
"Your still pissed huh?"
"Yes, but my brother convinced me to trust you at least a tiny bit."
"How so?" I elbow him. "What?"
"Nothing."
"So, you trust me?"
"Yes. And no." (Anyone? Reference, anyone?)
"Find by me Stanford." Bill says.
"Whelp, Imma just go and visit Candy and Grenda who I haven't seen in a year so.... BYE!" Mable runs out.
"So, what now." Bill says.
"We eat dinner. We spent all day explaining to you how to be human. Mable, knowing her, is going to spend the night at someone's house."
"Oh. Well my stomach does kinda hurt."
"So, do you want to go eat somewhere or..."
"Nah. You guys go eat. Ford and I'll stay here and I'll fix some Stancakes for dinner. Unless you want them."
"No thanks Grunkle Stan."
"Alright. Grab some money if you want but remember, when cops aren't around anything's legal."
"Well said." Bill says. "Remember reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold. BYE!" He says as I drag him out.
BILLS POV
Dipper drags me out. He pulls keys out of his pocket and unlocks the car. I climb in a put on my seat belt. Dipper looks at me and laughs.
"What?" I say.
"You can throw yourself down the stairs, stab yourself with a fork, hurt yourself in any and all ways but somehow you know to put on a seatbelt." He laughs again. I laugh with him.
"So is this a date Pine- Dipper." I say smirking. He blushes.
"No. We are just a couple of guys going to eat. As friends."
"Oh we're friends. I'm touched." I say.
"Shut up. Don't make fun of me."
"I'm not."
"You are."
"No." He says.
"Yes." I say.
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes." He says.
"No. Wait- Shit." He laughs. I smile. My stomach does this weird flip-flop thing. It's not hunger, I know that. What is it? He starts driving.
"What is what?" Dipper asks.
"Okay. That's it." I say. "How the fuck are you reading my mind?"
"I don't know."
"Get better at lying Dipper. How?" I say getting angry.
"Fine." He pulls a necklace out of his shirt.
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(This is what the necklace looks like. IDC if it looks like a girls necklace.)
"It lets me read minds. But I get a headache anyways so..." He take off the necklace and opens his window. Then, he throws the necklace out the window. "There now I have no clue what you're thinking."
"Thanks."
"Now," He says parking in front of Lady (Lazy?) Suzan's Diner. She moved into town so now her shop is big. "What is what? You thought, 'What is it?' So, what is it?" I sigh.
"My stomach felt weird. I know it's not hunger, so what is it?" His face gets bright red. "What?"
"Do you prefer guys or girls?" He asks looking away.
"What?"
"Do you prefer guys or girls?" He repeats.
"Why?"
"Just answer. And hurry. I'm hungry." He mumbles.
"Both."
"Have you ever had a crush on someone?"
"Of course- Oh." I get it now. My face heats up. I look away.
"Yeah. Lets go eat." He turns off the car and quickly slams the car door. I get out and shut the door the walk into to Lady Susan's. He locks the car then comes in after me.
"Why hello. What can I get you two? Wait, Dipper? Is that you?" Dipper nods. "My, you've gotten so big. How old are you?"
"19."
"19!" He nods again. "Wow. Who is this?"
"This is-"
"I'm his boyfriend. The names Bill." Lady Susan looks shocked. I smirk.
"What? No this isn't my boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend."
"I see. Well, what can I get you?" She says getting over the surprise.
"We'll have chocolate chip pancakes, blueberry pancakes, and eggs please." She nods and leaves. I look a Dipper.
"Chocolate chip pancakes?" I say smirking. He blushes.
"Lady Susan always makes a lot. So I'll only eat, like one of those and some blueberry. The rest of the chocolate and blueberry are for you and Mable."
