If You're Willing (BillDip)

Part 2

DIPPERS POV

"Forever?" I ask.

"Yup. All flesh, gross." He says.

"Guys, if he's human he can't hurt us." I say feeling happy.

"True, unless I knew where the knifes where." Bill says smirking. 

"Bill, if you need a place to stay you can stay here if  you promise not to hurt me, my family, and our friends." I say. 

"How sweet. Sure I won't hurt ya." Bill says. He agreed way to easily.

"What's the catch?" I say raising my eyebrows.

"No catch Pinetree." I look at Mable who shrugs.

"Promise you won't hurt anyone?"  Mable says.

"Cross my hear, hope to die, stick a knife in my eye, especially if it makes my mother cry." He says.

"Creep."

"Sure I am. What's your point?" He says smiling. He looks kinda- No, this is Bill Cipher. The same dorito demon that tried killing us 6 years ago.

"Stan? Ford? What do you think?" Mable asks.

"Well, since he human like us I guess it okay but the second you try anything Bill, your living on the damn streets. Capuche?"

"No prob sixer. So where will I be staying?" 

"Rock paper scissor Mable." I say.

"No Dipper he not staying in either of you rooms. He can sleep on the couch."

"Good idea Grunkle Ford. Put him closer to the knives. Smart."

"Well he can't stay in your or Mable's room." 

"Why?"

"For one, he could kill you and two he's a guy." I blush.

"Dipper's a guy why can't I stay with him?" Bill asks confused.

"Well, you see. Do you know what gay means?"

"Oh." He says getting it. "Your gay so he doesn't want me in you room because both of us are guys."  I nod. "Smart of him. 

"What?" I say. How can a dorito know what gay means.

"Yeah. Dor-demons can know what gay means because some are gay."

"Are you reading my fucking mind? I thought you said you were human?" 

"That's the only demon left of me. Promise." 

"Okay. Ford, he can stay in my room. You know how Mable is."

"Oh come on. It was one time Dipper." Mable protests.

"Yeah okay." I say laughing. 

"He can stay in the spare room." 

"So Mable is going to have to stay in my room?"

"Yes."

"Come on Ford. Don't torture me."

"Mable's not that  bad."

"You've never shared the same room as her. Please Ford?" He sighs.

"Fine. Just-fine."

"Yes! Come on Bill I'll show you where my room is."

"I already know. Remember when I took you body?"

"How could I forget. You threw yourself down stairs. In my body."

"Oopsie." He says laughing. He has such a- 

"Fuck."

"What Dip?"

"Um.. nothing sorry."

"Wow, Pinetree if I had known." Bill says then winks. He fucking winks at me.

"Stay out of my fucking head you dorito."

"Not a dorito anymore Pinetree." 

"Fuck you."

"Only if you want." He says.

"Go to Hell."

"Oh, it's actually quite nice there."

"I can't insult you can I?"

"Nope." Bill says.

"Well we might as well go to bed. Your sleeping on the floor FYI." I say.

"Whatever Pinetree." We head up to my room and a get a very dusty sleeping bag from the closet and lay it on the floor. 

"There's your bed." I say. 

"Thanks. Night Pinetree." I turn off the light and get into bed. I get under the covers and close my eyes.