Stuck • the umbrella academy

5

Our protagonists entered the lobby of where a certain prosthetic eye had come from. Determined to discover to the owner. They found a doctor standing near a secretary who smiled at him. "Excuse me sure we found this eye and were looking to return it to its rightful owner", Eliza smiled. " found it in a playground, it must have fallen out or something", five continued according to plan." oh what thoughtful young people", the doctor sighed. "Yeah yeah yeah peace on earth whatever, look up the name for us will you", Eliza asked. The secretary looked shocked. " client names are confidential. Why don't you just hand over that eye and I'll make sure to return it", the doctor said in a condescending manner. "The only thing confidential is gonna be who murdered you when the cops find you with a stapler shoved up your ass", Eliza warned." Young lady that type of language is not acceptable", the secretary exclaimed " call security", the doctor whispered. "Listen to me asshole" five shouted, grabbing the doctor by his shirt collars. "I've been through things your pea brain could not even understand to get here. Do you know how many people I've murdered, and I swear if you call us young people one more goddamn time I'm gonna put your head through that wall", he hissed. The doctor took a large gasp of air after he let go. " pathetic", Eliza mumbled, turning to smoke and clouding his head. Not to kill him, only to make him pass out for a couple of hours. "Now that your plan is failed, let's do this my way", she smirked.

    Five, Eliza, and Klaus walked down the street. Klaus wearing one of their father's suits. " so what's our backstory", Klaus asked. "Did I have you two after a one night stand at a disco. Your mother that whore, whoever she was tsk tsk tsk. But the sex was amazing", he said dragging out the vowels in his words. " what a disturbing glimpse into that walnut you call a brain", Eliza sighed. "Hey that is a timeout for you madame", Klaus shouted.

  Soon they arrived back at the lobby. " I've told you I can't give any names without the client's consent", the doctor sighed. "What about my consent", Klaus shouted. The doctor looked confused. " who gave you consent to touch my children, look at them with busted lips and broken legs", he continued. "I never touched your kids", the doctor laughed. Klaus punched five and kicked Eliza in the shin. He then turned to a snow globe on the doctor's desk. " peace on earth, how cute", he mumbled before smashing the globe into his head. "God that hurt", he yelled. The doctor shakingly grabbed the phone before Klaus snatched it out of his hands. " there's been an assault, come quickly", he shouted. "In about 60 seconds security is gonna come through that door and wonder what happened", Klaus smirked. " and we're gonna tell them that you beat the shit out of us", five and Eliza said in unison. "Youll do great in prison I've been there once or twice", Klaus continued. " just be sure not to drop the soap", Eliza smiled.

"That's peculiar", the doctor whispered. " the serial number of this eye. It hasn't even been manufactured yet". Eliza sighed exasperatedly, "all this bullshit for nothing. The World ends in a week and we're just about as close to stopping it as MCR is close to getting back together"