chapter 1- gay

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shuichi wakes up to a nonrmal beutiful day and hes like ah great another dya in this depressing life im so happy to be alive whoop de doo. he gets outnof bed and walks somewhere idk the dining hall. sure hes going to the dining hall. he thought to himself this is just a normal day i cant wait for normal things to happen BUT....... HE WAS VERY VERY WRONG,,,,,,,,,,,,

he went into the dining hall and saw a strange sight...... jk nothing weird happened the day was normal the end.

but THE NEXT DAY THINGS HAPPENED STRANGENESS STRANGE.

shuichi hopped out of bed and slithered down the hallway as he usually does, absorbing all of the moisture from the floorboards into his skull as he caressed the wooden floor. when he was on the floor he heard a voice call out to him,,,,,,,, "hey SIAHARA-CHAN WHATS up". uh oh shuichi thought to himself.... what does this piss faced rat baby want from me thi-
BAM BAM SHAZAM WHAAAAAAAAAAAABAM BEEP BOOOP BOP.
Shuichi turned around and saw kokichi standing in front of The Void. "dont worry saihara chan the void tried to take me but i survived because i love you"
"..."
"okay bye"
rat boi left. but shuichi had noticed something peculiar!!! there was a hole in rat bois LOGIC I MUST POINT OUT THE CONTRADICIONS AND SOLVE THIS CASE SHUICHI THOUGHT TO HIMSLEF AND THUS HE DID.
shuichi's starlight core glistenend in the sun as he stepped outside of the dorms. he took a deep breathe as he committed himself to his mission.
"ferb...,,,,, I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA FO TODAY
WERE GONNA SNATCH KOKICHIS WIG"

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