(May also have a couple other ships but mostly klance) (cover art not mine) (characters not mine) (books basically just me fawning over lance 😂) (REQUESTS ALWAYS OPEN BECAUSE NOBODY READS THIS ANYWAYS)
Frick frack I'm tired want BAMF lance and can't find it. So ima write it. Aaaafffter I sleep. Prolly not gonna get any sleep tho cause I'm not allowed to sleep in on weekends cause my father likes to torture meeeeEe. Anywho kill me pls. M Gonna have ya live off starburst tomorrow so see ya when I write this. Oh also the inspiration was the lack of flexible BAMF lance escape fics. It's probably gonna be more of a choppy Half fic-Drabble thing (every time I see Drabble I read it as drarry my Irene I need sleep) and prolly gonna have soma my headcanons at the end cause I write weird but enjoy . (Hah. It's been a week and now iz time for me to actually write this shit. Oh btw the only real klance In this comes with the fact that Keith and lance are dating)
They were screwed. The paladins of Voltron had been captured while trying to get information from a ship. Currently the paladins were tied up in one of the few jail cells the ship held.
Lance heard as Keith groaned audibly from beside him. He fought the urge to talk to him or at least turn towards his boyfriend, instead focusing on the surveying the area they were currently trapped in. One guard was stationed inside the cell while two more were right outside it(they could be heard pacing and talking Just outside, making themselves known). The galra stationed inside was glaring at us as the other two were talking to someone. Lance tried to hear the guards outside, catching only bits and pieces of the conversation.
From what lance could make out, it appeared that a bigger ship would soon be coming to drop of Hagar to question them. Lance heard something about the ship being there in "a couple varga" and thanked the gods he had learned the translation between human and alien counting systems.
The paladins were in varying states of distress. The worst being hunk, who looked terrified as if he already knew they wouldn't make it out. Shiro looked defeated after realizing the cuffs couldn't be broken out of even with his galran hand. Pidge looked emotionless, but you could tell there was worry in her eyes. Keith looked angry, struggling against the cuffs. And lance looked almost calm, his eyes revealing only the slightest amount of worrie
He observed for a while longer, and then slowly formed a plan. The guards had taken their weapons and armor, so the chance of lance overpowering them without a clear plan,especially alone, were slim to none. So lance formed a plan. He double checked that there weren't any cameras that could see what his hands were doing from his angle, and gets to work. He dislocated him thumbs easily, a skill he had practiced and mastered while alone on the castle ship.
He pulls them out of the cuffs, making sure to not alert anyone of him doing this, locking his thumbs back into place. He managed to open the cuffs once his hands were freed, and his plan began. Lance waited until he heard the voice of one of the guards saying he needed to go to the bathroom, and walking away.
Knowing he doesn't have much time, lance initiates the start of his plan. He begins to annoy the guard. The team glares at him but he continues, antagonizing the guard until finally just what he wanted happens. The guard moves from his post, going to slap lance. Lance smirks, pulling his hands from behind him, he, in a quick motion, cuffs the guards hands together, covering his mouth quickly before he can yell out. He manages to take the guards gun and just as he yells out for backup, lance shoots him In the leg, before mocking him out with the gun.
The other guard comes running in and before he can begin to react lance shoots his walkie talkie, rendering him unable to call for backup. Lance then shoots out every camera he spotted before. The guard now has his gun out and just as he shoots at lance, lance gracefully throws the gun at his head and drops into a split to avoid the bullet. (Idk m just making shiz up as I go) the guard is immediately knocked out cold. Lance waits on the other side of the doorway for a couple seconds before he hears the sound of the third guard coming back. He quickly knocks him out before he can even think about calling for backup. Finally the guards are knocked out and lance rushes over to his friends, using the actual key to open the cuffs this time. They stare at him for a while in mute shock. Before lance snaps them out of it. "Well? We gonna go? We don't have all day ya know. They'll realize what just happened soon, and i don't know about you but I would rather be gone when they do." He says
The other paladins quickly come to their senses and together they quickly rush out of the cell and towards the room they assume holds their armor and weapons. They guess correctly and quickly grab their stuff.
Lance ends up leading them to the lions, using his strong bond with blue to feel where they were. The paladins manage to make it out practically unscathed, though pidge only managed to collect a quarter of the info they were sent to collect, they did now have a pair of galran cuffs to examine.
Getting out of their lions the paladins all sigh in relief. Allura immediately goes to greet them "paladins! What happened?! You lost connection wit us a quarter of the way through getting the information." Shiro chucked and explained "well they had more forces than expected, and managed to overpower us. Luckily lance was able to get us out of there before anything truly bad could happen to either us or the lions" allura looked at lance who only shrugged "it was nothing"
pidge practically tackled him at that, jumping on him and almost knocking him over. "Nothing?! Lance that was amazing! How did you get out of the cuffs?!" She yelled. Lance shrugged "I'm double jointed so I learned how to dislocate my thumbs. Figured it would come in handy in case something ever happened." Hunk grimaced slightly and everyone still looked pretty shocked. "What? Why are you guys looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face?" Lance immediately got worried and began to try and wipe whatever it was off his face.
Keith laughed "babe no just.. Do you even realize how amazing what you just managed to do was?!" He exclaimed, causing lance to look slightly shocked and confused. "I mean I guess? I dunno?" Keith rolled his eyes "honestly I didn't even know it was possible to dislocate your thumbs" he admits when hunk suddenly jumped in, eyes going slightly wide "Also didn't it hurt when you did the splits like that! Cause it looked like it hurt" he grimaced. Lance shook his head "not really? I did gymnastics as a kid so I guess I'm just used to it? I also did cheer for a couple years with my sister so you kinda have to be flexible." He admits. Keith lets out a choked sound while the team continues to gape at lance. Allura smiles "well it sounds like the mission went well enough, even if you failed to retrieve all the data you were sent to.
The team went on to eat dinner, still asking lance questions about how he did what he did, and him eventually showing them all he could do in the training room later. Finally everyone went to bed, Keith making sure to tell lance just how wonderful he was before doing so.
A little cheesy at the end and not he greatest but heck it I'm done. Anyways meh lovely space potatoes,
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