so i know my chapters are short, and in some ways its not fair. but thanks soooo much for sticking we me and reading it anyway.. it means A LOT!
After running for what felt like 20 minutes. I finally stopped to catch my breath. I figured it was safe. I was atleast 3 blocks away.
My head hurts a lot more than it did before. I guess running doesnt really help the pain.
I leaned against some random mail box to catch my breath. I gripped my head with one hand in pain. uuuggg. At that moment the mail box then decided to fall over, causing me to fall on top of it.
"okay, I'm a 110 pound 17 year old girl. I'm not that fat, really. Thats just a wicked weak miailbox." i decided, realizing i was still on the evil mail box post, with an envelope on my face.
I laughed to my self. Then, i saw an old man waddle out the door and onto the front lawn. He was wearing red and purple striped underwear. It was more of a speedo than an undergarment, and revealed a little more than i wished. As I stood up all i could concentrate on was his man boobs bouncing in every direction. I snapped out of it quickly when he yelled at me.
"what the pick ass sheep are you doing on my front lawn!"
"okay tubby. First of all heres youir mail." i said as i handed him his mail. "your welcome."
He started to say something but i cut him off and continued.
"second of all, it was an accident. You clearly need to fix you mailbox. It was lose to begin with." I yelled with my hands flyng in a million directions. I felt bad yelling at an elderly man but at this piont i really dont give a flying meow.
"Third of all, pink ass sheep? Even for mulligar that sounds weird." sorry i guess i never mentioned that i live in Mulligar, Ireland. I live in Mulligar, Ireland. There happy? anyway...
He then tried to explain himself, but if you knew me well enough you would no that i didnt stay to listen. But yelled over my shoulder "I SUGGEST A 'C' CUP!" i didnt turn around to see his face. I just kept running.
Hey, ive been out of the house for 20 minutes and ive already met a friend. :D
*NIall's POV*
After watching football, being on my laptop, practing my guitar, and eating all day i decided it was a good idea to go for a walk. A little fresh air never hurt anybody.
I walked down a few streets. One my way back, i saw Mr. Norman flipping out.
"IF I NEEDED A BRA I'D BE WEARING ONE Y-Y-YA SCALLYWAG!"
Oh gosh, i dont even want to know. However, i followed his glance and realized he was yelling at a girl that was running away. Curiousity got the best of me and i decided to follow her.
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I'll Be Your Super Human (Niall Horan fan fiction)
Fanfikce17 year old Baily Cummings was a girl who struggles for about 10 years of her life. She is abused harshly by her unloved parents ever sense she was 7. It finally got to the piont where she had no choice but to run away from her house in Mullingar. A...
