A bit of a book

The guy who dropped human kind

The front door flew open and garret crashed inside soaking the carpet with his damp clothes.
"What the hell garret?" I exclaimed dropping my Xbox controller.
Garret huffed standing up and latching the door behind him.
Then he turned to me, "if anyone asks I've been here for the past hour" he says rushing through the housing dripping.
"My mums gonna kill you! If the people who are Chasing you don't first.." I mumbled.
Garret returned in some dry clothes from the spare room.
I turned the game off and looked at him.
"What did you do this time?" I asked concerned.

"Last time you got in trouble you set something on fire" I said.

"I didn't set anything on fire last time!" He corrected me.

"Oh right you blew the whole thing up!" I remembered.

"I didn't blow anything up this time" he said nodding at the memory of the time he blew up a strangers car.
Don't ask how that happened but it involved a lot of silly string and a flat screen tv.

"So what did you!" I asked

He leaned in glancing around for the non existent prying ears.
"I dropped it" he whispered.

"Dropped what?" I questioned very confused.

"Someone handed me human kind and I dropped it" he repeated.

I gaped at him, "you mean to tell me, you literally held all of human kind in your hands and you dropped it!?" I said.

He nodded.

"How the hell did you manage that!" I groaned rolling off the couch.

"Your so fucked actually were all fucked, human kind is going to die" I said

"Yup" he agreed nodding his head.

"So who's coming for you?" I asked.

"The police" he groaned.

"The police are dealing with this?" I asked.

"Yeah the police from the museum" he added.

"Wait What did you drop exactly?" I asked even more confused.

"You know that new painting at the museum, human kind" he said

I groaned face palming.
"You idiot! I thought you meant actual human kind"

"How would I hold the earth in my hands?" Garret asked.

"Touché my friend touché..."
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Garrett's a bit stupid huh?
Hope you enjoyed another little insight into my strange mind of stories!
Bye
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