Cringey Army

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Yes, this is the first level of ARMY. The cringey ones. Its the truth.

This is the stage where BTS has first begun to take over your life. And by take over, I mean conquer. This is when you start saying you will learn Korran just so you can communicate with the members.

THIS is the level where you start looking at both new and old BTS videos and asking your older army friends (if you have them) if they have seen this that and the second.

This is where you know every single tweet, meme, and post that has to do with the members.

This is the stage where you start excessively using inside jokes and linking everything anybody says to something that they have said, or one of their songs.

Speaking of songs, this is the stage where you try to sing their songs by mumbling all the Korean and belting out all the english.

This is the stage where you start imitating them and gushing about how whoever (for who I have seen, it is mostly Namjoon, Jungkook, or Tae at first) their bias is.

This is where they start to say the 3 Korean words they know, "annyeonghaseyeo", "jinja", and  "daebak".

These cringey armies are the ones on the border of Koreaboo and stanning. We all were this at one point whether we admit to it or not tbh.

This is where you realize how much of your life you have truly missed out on.

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