Guide to BTS Army

Stressed Army

This is the next level, right after the euphoria when you finally understand the HYYH series.

This is where you read into all the music videos and realize that Tae killed his abusive dad then called Joon for help but Joon couldnt answer.

This is when you realize Jungkook and Yoongi were close but they fought and Kook went out and picked a fight with some gangsta and then got hit by a car.

This is when you realize Jimin was jealous of Hobi and he fricking cut his fricking wrists and then went out in the rain just like that.

This is when you realize that all Jin has been trying to do this whole time is save them but they end up dead anyways.

This is when you realize that Yoongi fricking burned himself alive and Jimin is somehow always in a situation with drowning.

This is when you realize that Jungkook's euphoria is only death. When you realize that Jin knew that he couldn't save everyone and instead should just love himself.

This is when you realize that they were all so happy in the beginning but then life caught up with them.

And now they can be happy together in death. I just successfully made myself sad.

This is when you realize how beautiful a message BTS truly send sand how much they love us.

Bangtan really loves Army just as much as we love them.

This is the stage where you see Jikook's coming of age dance, and each thrust from Silver Spoon goes into your gut, or Jungkook's Manolo or RAINISM, BLOODY RAINISM.

This is where you realize BTS never do fansigns in your country unless you live in East Asia. And the concerts either are too expensive or not where you live.

This is where you cry when they cry and smile when they laugh.

This is where you start meeting other Armies mostly online and relate to them the most of all, because there is no other group that struggle like we do UGH