Guide to BTS Army

Level 3, Army

These are the smart Army.

The intellectual army. This is the Army where you MAKE the theories not READ the theories. (Not for all, I've been an army 3 years and I still prefer to watch theory videos rather than make)

This is the Army where you use every single device in your household to stream the songs, or if you are privileged Army (seen later in this book) to get them tickets.

Cuz them tickets sell out QUICK quick.

This is the stage where you start taking notes. This is the stage when you starting realizing that you literally canNOT live without them.

This is the part where we start claiming the members. This is when they become our family, our friends, and when some lie as say the boy as their screensaver is my boyfriend.

This is where we start loving them like they actually are a part of us. This is when aint NOBODY can talk crap about our boys, or we tell them what is up.

No one finna disrespect not one member.

Not one.

This is where real Army show themselves. This is where the bias picking messes up all up. There will be an "army" that chooses one member and one member only and shun the rest.

None of that. Oh no no no.

There are 2 types of Army during Level 4 bias picking.

1) Army that have their ultimate bias and are LOYAL. (Not everyone has this privilege.) They like this member the most. HOWEVER unlike fake Army......

-bias wrecker
^ the bias wrecker is what messes these Army up. Tests their loyalty. Wanders their eyes. Its hilarious.

2) Army that hasnt choosen a bias, or switch every week. This used to be me. It took me a while to get to where I am right now, with my ultimate bias Park Jimin. I went through 3 members back and forth.

My poor heart.

This is the stage where all this confusion happens. But of course the real Army do not falter.