Guide to BTS Army

Broke Army

This may be the saddest chapter yet.

The broke Army.

This is what I am right now.

This is the stage where either you have NO money what so ever, so if they go to your country or state, you cant go.

And then you have to see all the privledged army be happy about catching a ticket.

And ARMY is like family too, for some more like family than their actual family, so they feel happy too.

That doesnt mean you cant feel that familiar green monster. (Her name is Envy, she is my girl)

Anyways.

Broke armys are the armys that probably use their phones to in touch with it. Every concert, comeback, bangtan bomb- we on that like its free food.

Technically it is. Bighit be feeding us with full course meals. And then again sometimes they dont even be giving us scraps. We need to petition a lawsuit so they can stop harassing our poor souls.

Broke armys may be the touchiest army- that and international army. Which I am both of. Wow, I am so happy for that🙃

These are armys that try convincing their family to let them go here or there so see them, or this and that to get merch AND ARE REJECTED OR IGNORED.

Broke armys have it tough. But of course it is all worth it because our boys be giving us what we need. And for most Army it is two things.

Only two things is what we ask for.

•Good music

•To see them- in person or online , it doesn't really matter

Thats all there is. Just give us a good, meaningful song for be us satiated, and do a V-live or smth ever so often so we can check up and make sure you're healthy.

Anyone who says the relationship between BTS and ARMYS are not wholly pure have not done their research.

They love us SO much. They ADORE us. They NEED us.

And we love and adore and need them that much more.

Even the dirtiest, creepy fanfiction writers that are ARMY have a pure connection.

Cause guess what. Most of us aint even seen them. Cant be nothing but pure.

Bye.