Catstar was crouching near ShadowClan. Her trusted deputy was by her side, Vladmirsoup. He was about the size of a duck and he could barely keep up with Catstar.
"Alright, so how this is going to go is... I'm going to bring Fluffcat back and you can like, stay here and just like...., exist," shrugged Catstar dramatically.
"Ok, anything you say," nodded Vladmirsoup importantly. Catstar stood up then quickly remembered something.
"Oh wait... the band," she cried. From behind a bush there was some rustling and four cats appeared. There was Blackpoop, Sidekicksoup, Cowmouse and Staryeet. They all had a stick in their jaws and hollow bark on the ground.
"Go!" conducted Vladmirsoup, waving his paws around. The band started to play, it was a deep dramatic music. With her head held high, Catstar crossed the border and the beat dropped. Nobody started running towards her so Catstar kept going. She marched towards where she thought ShadowClan camp was. Finally, she found it. It was around a tree. There were two moss beds for the two cats in the Clan.
"Fluffcat!" called Catstar. Suddenly, there was some noise and a brown cat appeared. It was ShadowClan. Using her superior coolness, Catstar pushed the cat away. "Where is Fluffcat?"
"Who are you?" retorted the other cat in a weird language. "I am the leader of ShadowClan, pls help. Lol I'm kinda dying."
"Ummm, do you speak English?" asked Catstar. "No entiendo."
"aoinosdifjodshfisdfhlskdfjlaisaeowij," exclaimed the brown cat. Suddenly, Fluffcat appeared. Catstar's heartbeat raced. They ran towards each other and kissed.
"Oh darling! I've been waiting for you!" exclaimed Fluffcat poetically.
"oijosnfkasndlkewlrmweoirioerq," groaned the brown cat.
"Shut up Dungstar!" spat Fluffcat. He rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Catstar. "I knew you'd come for me."
"oioinoifnosindof..., Help," moaned the brown cat.
"Ugh, what do you want?" spat Fluffcat. "It better be important." Catstar looked at the brown cat in disdain.
"Yeah, I bet it's not as important as our reunion," agreed Catstar.
"Oh look," Fluffcat exclaimed. "Dungstar is bleeding from the stomach. Oh.., I think he's had a lot of blood loss."
"Is that what you're trying to tell us?" asked Catstar. Dungstar's stomach was cut open, his guts and intestines had spilled out and he was in agony. Dungstar nodded.
"Hmmmm," said Catstar thoughtfully. "Why couldn't you have just told us later? We're trying to have a reunion here."
"Sorry," muttered Dungstar.
"You should be," sighed Fluffcat then he turned his attention back to Catstar. "Oh my love. I've missed you."
"Oh yes Romeo! I hast thou misseth as welleth!" cried Catstar, tears in her eyes. Fluffcat nodded, emotionally, not understanding anything Catstar said, but feeling touched.
"OH JUillet!" wheezed Fluffcat. "Thou ist beautifullest as evereth!"
"OH ROMEO I KNOW!" Catstar replied. Dungstar coughed softly.
"Shut up!" snapped Fluffcat. "Oh Catstar, my baby."
"Oh Fluffcat, my kit," replied Catstar.
"Oh Catstar, my newborn."
"Oh Fluffcat, my fetus." Finally, after a long time of complimenting, the reunion was finished. Fluffcat and Catstar turned their attention back to Dungstar.
"Ok, we're done. What do you want?" sighed Catstar. Dungstar didn't reply.
"He ded," remarked Fluffcat.
"oops," said Catstar. "K, let's go then." Together, they marched back to ThunderClan as Kool Kids.
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