Part 4

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by unicornjudo

by unicornjudo

Catstar was dreaming. She was in a field surrounded by natural things like grass and dirt and trees (duh). She looked around, slightly dazed then out of nowhere, two cats appeared.
"Dodopelt! Greytom!" exclaimed Catstar, recognising them.
"Yeah, we're back," grinned Dodopelt.
"We have very pressing news to tell you," sighed Greytom.
"Ok on three," Dodopelt said, nodding to Greytom. Greytom nodded back.
"One..., two...., three," they counted together.
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!" exclaimed Dodopelt.
"YOU'RE A SILLY GOOSE!" Greytom yelled at the same time. Dodopelt turned to Greytom.
"What?" he said, making a face.
"Oh sorry. I thought we were giving our honest opinions about her," apologised Greytom. "I'm sorry Catstar, I didn't mean it. Jk, lmao trolled, of course I meant it. I mean, look at you, you are a goose."
"Um. Ok. That's enough," said Dodopelt, looking confused. "Anyways, we just wanted to tell you that you're pregnant. As if it wasn't obvious." It was extremely obvious. Catstar's stomach was bloated and gigantic.
"I'm not pregnant!" exclaimed Catstar. "I'm so fit!"
"Well..., you certainly look pregnant. I mean your stomach looks like it's about to explode," Dodopelt pointed out.
"How do you know she's pregnant?" frowned Greytom.
"well look at her. As if it isn't obvious," huffed Dodopelt.
"Well no. It's called obesity. Do your research," Greytom pointed out. "K byeee."

Catstar woke up startled. Fluffcat mumbled in his sleep. Stars sparkled in the sky outside. Catstar glanced down at herself, maybe she was pregnant.
"Fluffcat, am I pregnant?" asked Catstar, shoving Fluffcat into the wall. He awoke with a start and new bruise where he had hit the wall.
"Huh?" he said confused.
"Am I pregnant?" asked Catstar.
"I don't know," sighed Fluffcat.
"I mean..., I'm so fit. We would notice if I was fat and looked pregnant, right?" Catstar said.
"Yeah of course," coughed Fluffcat. Fluffcat knew the truth. Catstar was not pregnant, they had never even done it. Plus, Catstar was most definitely obese. Like seriously obese. He wanted to break up with her for a long time. He realised maybe he should return to his Clan, even if he would be the only one there. But he missed ShadowClan. He didn't like ThunderClan, they were too cool for him.
"I have something to tell you," Fluffcat said.
"I know I know. I'm beautiful, aren't I?" smiled Catstar.
"Um..., no," Fluffcat said slowly. This was the right time, he had to tell her.
"I'm pregnant," Fluffcat blurted. Catstar raised her eyebrow.
"Really?" she said unbelievingly, then she nodded, considering it. "That explains it. I'm not pregnant, you are."
"Um..., ok. But also, we should break up, ok bye," Fluffcat added quickly and sprinted out of camp. Catstar sat in her den, confused.