Chapter TENNNN!

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by unicornjudo

by unicornjudo

With her super karate skills Catstar whipped half of RiverClan out of her territory. They flew away, wailing and flailing their little legs. Silverstar gaped.
"What?" she murmured. "How?" Catstar winked seductively at Silverstar then blinked, surprised at her own actions. She was straight.
"Oh sorry. I did not mean to wink," apologised Catstar. The rest of RiverClan was gathered around Catstar, growling angrily as their Clanmates had been yeeted out of existence.
"You will pay for what you did!" Roared Depthedepdep the deputy. Unsurprisingly, none of Catstar's Clanmates came to her rescue.
"Oh, I've got credit card or cash? Or Paypal. I have paypal. And visa. Wait, let me just," Catstar fumbled in her fur and pulled out her mastercard. "Oh sorry. Not this one." She fumbled some more, while the RiverClan cats watched in confusion. "Ah there. My american express card. Will this do? Or do you prefer Apple Pay?"
"W-what are you- Ugh whatever. It's clear you're delusional," grumbled Silverstar.
"Excuse you. My mental health is quite alright. You're delusional," retorted Catstar, her tail held high.
"No you!" cried Silverstar.
"No you!" exclaimed Catstar, an octave higher.
"No you!" cried Silverstar, two octaves higher.
"No you!" shouted Catstar, three octaves higher.
"No you!" screamed Silverstar, four octaves higher.
"No you!" hollered Catstar, five octaves higher.
"No you!" screeched Silverstar, twenty thousand million octaves higher.
"No-," Catstar's voice cracked and she broke down, choking and sobbing. "AHHHH. I can't- breathe-" As Catstar writhed in agony, clutching her throat, RiverClan made their plan to overthrow the rest of ThunderClan.
"We must get going," sighed Boringtail. "We need to take over ThunderClan. Good luck with your throat." Catstar nodded meekly as she watched RiverClan advance deeper into her territory. Finally, Catstar was able to gain her breath. Far away, she heard the war cries as ThunderClan was being attacked by RiverClan. She knew that she had to do something but she was unable to move. It was as if the ground was hugging her. As if it was in love with her, just wanting her to stay close.
"I'm sorry ground. WE can cuddle later," apologised Catstar then frowned. "WOw..., I really am delusional." But she really could not get up. She yawned, hearing the sound of one of Clanmates scream.
"Well. Better get some rest then," she said calmly as she closed her eyes. In the distance, she heard a loud crash and a yowl. "ahhh.., nice and peaceful."