Worst Warrior Cats Fanfiction Ever 2

Titled part 17!

Suddenly, Catstar's body started to shit. (lmao I meant to say shift but I'm going to leave shit because it's kinda funny). Everybody gasped as their leader/not really leader anymore started to move. 
              "She's moving! She's alive!" There were gasps of admiration and relief. Blackpoop frowned narrowing his eyes. He finally understood what was happening. 
               "It's just Sidekicksoup... He's under her. He's probs tryna get out now," he told the Clan. "I'm still leader." Everybody sighed sadly. 
               "You will all call me Blackstar from now on," Blackpoop/star announced. "Right now. I want to hear it. Go on." 
                "Blackpoop, please don't do this...," begged Vladmirsoup. 
               "I have done it," growled Blackpoop/star. "Now everybody bow to me." Nobody moved for a minute. "Or I will kill you." As cats started to bow..., Greyrejected gasped extremely loudly.
                "HAHAHHAHA! Once again, Blackpoop, you were trolled!" laughed the undeniable voice of CATSTAR! 
                "W-what?" gaped Blackpoop as he saw Catstar roll onto her side and onto her chubby legs.  
              "I wasn't dead. I was never dead!" smiled Catstar, beaming to her Clan. 
              "But-but I burst your jugular vein. And I- there was blood everywhere!" stammered Blackpoop bewildered. "I saw it! We all saw it!"
               "Firstly, leaders have nine lives... I used them all up in the first hour but that's not the point. Secondly..., that wasn't my jugular vein. I have the thiccest neck on earth..., my jugular vein is much much deeper than that. That was probably just some random vein that you found," Catstar explained with glee. 
               "but Medicinecat said you were dead! He checked for your heartbeat!" cried Blackpoop. 
               "Firstly, Medicinecat was checking my right side and secondly..., my heartbeat wouldn't have been felt through my awesome fatness," grinned Catstar. 
                "Why... why would you pretend you're dead? Why not just finish me?" asked Blackpoop, getting ready to attack her once more. This time, he would make sure to get the right vein. 
                "Oh no lmao. I was actually really tired. I needed to rest. Lol, the only reason I fell to the ground all dizzy and whatever was cos I just needed a nap. Hahhaha, I'd never been that exhausted..," Catstar explained. 
               "So.... so all this time you were napping?" cried Blackpoop. 
              "That's my Catstar!" smiled Vladmirsoup with a grin. 
                  "Yeah of course I was sleeping. Did you actually think I was dead? Ahhahah, what a simp," laughed Catstar. The whole Clan laughed alongside her with relief and appreciation. 
               "Don't think you can get over this so easily," growled Blackpoop. He lunged at her, claws unsheathed and fangs at the ready. With a knowing smile, Catstar used her rainbow powers and Blackpoop was yeeted into another galaxy. 
                "Tada!" smiled Catstar, turning to her Clan and bowing. 
                "YAY!" The whole Clan cheered and whooped, even Greyrejected. He no longer wanted to hurt Catstar, he had fallen in love with her all over again. As for Sidekicksoup..., he had melted.
               "Thank you thank you..., you're too kind," smiled Catstar as she was showered in confetti and as cats threw her in the air. 
              "I'm so glad you're ok," Vladmirsoup told Catstar once the excitement had died down. 
              "Ye ngl that took all my energy. I think I might hibernate. You know..., like the bears," said Catstar thoughtfully. 
              "I mean sure yeah. Whatever you want. I'm just so happy you're alive," Vladmirsoup smiled. 
              "Ight imma head out," yawned Catstar, very powerful words as she headed for her nest in her comfortable, safe den. 








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