"Is it safe to come in now?"
"Yeah, I think he's gotten over... Whatever possessed him last time."
"Well, I brought a bodyguard just in case!" He stepped cautiously into your hallway, eyeing the cat at the end of the hallway suspiciously. Dagur eyed him right back.
"That's the vicious attack kitten you were telling me about?" His "bodyguard" laughed, draping an arm over your friend's shoulder. "Aw, what would you do without me? Get assassinated by butterflies?"
"S-shut up! You saw the scratches! That thing is a monster!"
"He is not!" You huffed. "He's just a little deranged is all!"
"You're the deranged one, (Y/N)! No offense, but you don't see any of us naming our pets after our crush. Who is, by the way, fictional."
"Well, it would be awkward if you did it! You'd yell his name and they'd both come running!"
"Nothin' wrong with that," He grinned, squeezing your friend tighter.
"Come on, yer gonna break my neck!"
"I forgot, you're delicate!"
"Shut UP!"
"Don't worry, I gave Dagur a very stern talking-to."
"...Yes, (Y/N). That will cure your cat's inexplicable hatred of me."
"Yes, well. Tell your bodyguard to be gentler. Heaven knows you bruise like a peach..."
"(Y/N)" He groaned. Dagur began chattering.
"...I take it back, (Y/N). That is the perfect name for that cat!"
You spent the rest of the night watching movies on Netflix with a guy on either side of you and Dagur in your lap. He wouldn't let either of them get any closer than they currently were, and your friend continued to insist that the cat had some sort of vendetta against him.
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Kitten! dagur x reader
Fanfic(Y/N) finds a cat that looks like the cat version of dagur the deranged, (Y/N)'s fictional crush, and names it after him. She takes him home and cares for him, adopting him as her own. But what she doesn't know is that the cat is actually dagur, and...
