I wanna be holly and jolly, not stressy and depressy
me every day: slay
me in December: sleigh
I consider my presence a present. Merry Christmas everyone.
if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.
always jingle all the way. no one likes a half ass jingler.
JUST HEAR THAT HOTLINE BLING-A-LING TING-TING-TINGLING TOO
Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I'm a gift.
even the grinch had a dog. so if you don't like dogs, you need to go do some soul searching
alexa, take down the christmas decorations
4:00 wallow in self pity
4:30 stare into the abyss
5:00 solve world hunger, tell no one
5:30 jazzercise
6:00 dinner with me - i can't cancel that again
don't get your tinsel in a tangle
Is your house on fire, Clark?
"No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."
I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
