everyone thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everyone is right.
if you locked your dog and your boyfriend in a trunk for a week and then opened it, the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends.
seniors: enjoy your last year because before you know it you'll be forced to leave your dogs and I don't think anyone is mentally prepared for that
parents: we want grandchildren
me: [adopts puppy]
me: congrats his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you
gotta stay in school so I can provide for my future dog
I wonder what my dog named me
be the person your dog thinks you are
it's all about the person you wanna own a dog with
maybe dogs destroy shoes because it's what we put on before leaving
you know what I like about people? their dogs
me: *forgets everyone's birthdays, anniversaries, and deaths*
also me: this is my dog he was born on an overcast November 25, 3005 at approximately 5:56pm, with a vanishing moon and the zodiac sign Sagittarius.
it's weird how on animals seeing ribs/collar and hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but on people that's considered beautiful.
